…to the credit cards sale Starting now!

I thought that would get your attention.

I know how it goes every year, the Friday after Thanksgiving everyone runs out to buy all their Christmas gifts at the huge sales in the malls. You are lucky if anything is left to spend afterwards. Well, this is my pre-emptive strike so you can get yours before the cupboard is bare… This went over so well last year we decided to run it again!

I am not advertising this on our website just on the forums we advertise on. To get the sale prices use BEATER as the discount code and you will get 15% off everything! We are pretty heavily stocked right now and have much more arriving before the big day and I have my local laser cutter working weekends til the 20th of December to keep stock high but we will go in and out of stock before its through so get started early!

Heim joints are included in the sale, so are axle housings but we do have a 3 week wait on housings as of Friday so if it is a gift give us a call first to see where we are at.

This Sale will end at midnite, Sunday the 27th after Thanksgiving so you have 6 days to get’er done!



BTW, please do not beat your wife...That would not be a good idea!

 

HAHAHA.... drag em in off the street anyway you can. high-lare-eous.

 

So a guys wife walks into a club ....

 

What if I am swingin my arms and she walks into it. Is that beating?

 

I only beat her because I love her...

 

I'm strongly against abuse against females, but here's a funny joke I heard a few years ago that this thread reminded me of.

Q: "If your wife walks into the room with two black eyes, what do you say to her?"
A: "Nothing, you already told her twice."

Again, I am not promoting violence, I just thought I'd put a grin on somebody's face today. If this is inappropriate or offends anyone, please remove it. No harm is meant with this post.

 

Just got a question on this and the answer is Yes! The sale is good for everything we make

 

Ok, in the spirit of fun....

What is the first thing a wife does after leaving the battered womens shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her!

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Who is the Tempura shelter for?

Lightly battered women!

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I really hope I didn't offend anyone...

 

That's more like it. I love jokes

 

Hell of a rush this morning, just checking in and over 40 orders already this morning, Thanks Everyone and enjoy the Turkey!

 

Just tonite and tommorrow and this is over!

 

Today is the last day, get on it

 

I would but all my monies are going other places, crankshaft, tools, steel, etc etc.

Do a tax return sale and if i get enough back I'll definitely be in for some Heims with all the goodies.

 

I am Dan and I own the company, I write these adds. Well, 2 years ago I made Garett the General Manager and he runs the show. I made this sale to last 4 days, Garett tells me tommorrow is the busiest Internet day of the year and he wanted the sale to end tommorrow night. So thank Garett, we are extending the sale til tommorrow at midnite PST!

 

Thats right, 1 more day!