You Know You Drive an XJ When...
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From: Douglassville/Altoona, Pa
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 HO
Hahaha I have forumed while droppin a deuce. I am not afraid to admit it.
You know you drive an XJ when...theres a cop at the stop light, and you wait right before the exit to Wawa, so you wont be next to him, and he wont see your freshly trimmed fenders
TRUE STORY lol
You know you drive an XJ when...theres a cop at the stop light, and you wait right before the exit to Wawa, so you wont be next to him, and he wont see your freshly trimmed fenders
TRUE STORY lol
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Joined: Apr 2009
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From: Colorado
Year: 1992, 1996
Model: Cherokee
Engine: inline 6
You know you drive an XJ when none of your friends can open the back hatch,
when you speed on downhills and crawl on uphills,
when all the cops know you and not for good reasons
when you speed on downhills and crawl on uphills,
when all the cops know you and not for good reasons
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From: Long Island
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 IL
You drive an XJ...
When your girlfriend falls out and smacks her head on the hood of a hummer.
when you get the "...I hope/think" syndrome.
ex. "That should do it...I think..."
When Its your DD and you beat on it because you're that overconfident.
When You see wranglers and say "tiny wrangler" to all in your vehicle.
When You pick on your friends wranglers.
If you have that friend who brags about his Toyota.
When you can't wait for said friends Toyota to die, just so you can shove it in their face...
When your girlfriend falls out and smacks her head on the hood of a hummer.
when you get the "...I hope/think" syndrome.
ex. "That should do it...I think..."
When Its your DD and you beat on it because you're that overconfident.
When You see wranglers and say "tiny wrangler" to all in your vehicle.
When You pick on your friends wranglers.
If you have that friend who brags about his Toyota.
When you can't wait for said friends Toyota to die, just so you can shove it in their face...
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Year: 1988 limited
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 litre
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From: NC
Year: 1990
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 sraight six
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From: Ohio
Year: 1991
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 Inline 6
you know you drive an XJ when....
you get tired of the "bear trap" rear hatch and buy new lift shocks
your friend says "thats not a real jeep" and you end up pulling his "real jeep" (wrangler) out of a snow mound when he gets stuck.
you hear "those won't fit" and you respond "oh yes they will" as you hold the angle grind
you realize that cutting that piece out will actually make your XJ lighter and drive just a little better
All true. 33s fit under a 4.5 with enough trimming
you get tired of the "bear trap" rear hatch and buy new lift shocks
your friend says "thats not a real jeep" and you end up pulling his "real jeep" (wrangler) out of a snow mound when he gets stuck.
you hear "those won't fit" and you respond "oh yes they will" as you hold the angle grind
you realize that cutting that piece out will actually make your XJ lighter and drive just a little better
All true. 33s fit under a 4.5 with enough trimming
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From: Ohio
Year: 1991
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 Inline 6
you know you drive an XJ when
- you work on in outside, when its 25 degrees, theres snow on the ground, and its snowing, but your loving everyminute of it
- you read 16 pages of this thread instead of doing HW to become an engineer
-your friends says he bought a Rodeo and you cry out of sadness for his poor investment
- you work on in outside, when its 25 degrees, theres snow on the ground, and its snowing, but your loving everyminute of it
- you read 16 pages of this thread instead of doing HW to become an engineer
-your friends says he bought a Rodeo and you cry out of sadness for his poor investment
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From: carencro louisiana
Year: 1990 laredo
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 straight 6
You know you drive an XJ when...
-the bell for lunch rings at school and you run to your jeep and take out all your tools and start wrenching on stuff.
-the people at the junk yard have to tell you "We're closing 4 times".
-you pull someone out your parking spot with your wench.
-the bell for lunch rings at school and you run to your jeep and take out all your tools and start wrenching on stuff.
-the people at the junk yard have to tell you "We're closing 4 times".
-you pull someone out your parking spot with your wench.