and when you tell those loved ones EXACTLY where in your favorite salvage yard those parts are!

 

.... when it doesn't start , your stuck driving your wife's car all day and your not mad because you now have something to do tomorrow.

 

you know you drive an xj when you wave at every xj you see cause you feel like you know them lol

 

Roger That!

 

when you no longer want to drive around things... just over them

 

^^^^^haha so true, did that the other day when i missed an exit on the interstate, but not really sure how those police make it across those turnaround spots in the median(police use only ones) anywho,

you know you drive an xj if you're on this thread lol

 

You know you drive an XJ when the ONLY reason you didn't beat that ricer at the stop light is because your tires spun out from TO MUCH torque...

she was hot too

 

You know you drive an XJ when you can drift a tight turn with expert precision while barely feathering the pedal to keep it going.

You know you drive an XJ when body damage turns you on.

You know you drive an XJ when you rev up to muscle cars even though your Jeep sounds like a mail truck.

 

You know you drive a RENIX if your vaccum disconnect works fine when youre screwing around on the road, but as soon as you need it it doesnt work...

 

you know you drive an XJ when you can watch and feel even better than the jerk off that bought an overpriced pile of garbage.

 

You know you drive an XJ when you get stuck from 8PM - 1 AM in the mud bog on a school night and enjoy every moment of it, including losing your downstream O2 and passenger mirror.

 

Amen

 

you know you drive a XJ when the economy forces you to lose time / money at work youre upset only because you have to put the things you had planned to your XJ on hold

 

Kinda related. Not sure if someone said it but
JEEP- Just Expect Every Problem.

 

you know you drive an XJ when
- you work on in outside, when its 25 degrees, theres snow on the ground, and its snowing, but your loving everyminute of it
- you read 16 pages of this thread instead of doing HW to become an engineer
-your friends says he bought a Rodeo and you cry out of sadness for his poor investment