When you actually have to say to someone ...

"Don't worry about that just pick it up and throw it in the back."

 

You know you drive an XJ when all you talk about is the sweet stuff your gonna do "when you get the money"

 

You know you drive an XJ when you get a gas card and a bag of jerky from your sister for Christmas...
I do it all the time. About my Jeep and my girlfriends jeep...

 

That is funny .... anyway you slice it ....

 

When people actually want you to park in their grass so you don't stain their driveway.

 

You know you drive an XJ when everywhere you park is soon thereafter accompanied by oil and mud on the ground beneath it...

 

You know you drive an xj when passengers ask whats wrong with the frount end ,and you have to ask why?

 

Wow, I'm surprised this one didn't hit me. I keep a piece of cardboard in the back because anytime I'm over my one buddy's house, his dad makes me put it under so I don't get oil on his pristine driveway. I keep on telling him, "My Jeep doesn't leak! It's just markin' it's territory"

 

...when your girlfriend's VW dies, and she askes you to help her pick out a decent XJ because "you can fix it."

 

When you think your exhaust sounds better with manifold leak

 

You know you drive an. Xj when your kids car seat has more cup holders than you do!

 

you know you drive an xj when you can fix yj problems with xj knowledge but it doesn't work in reverse.

 

You know you drive an xj when the passenger ALWAYS hits the locking button when trying to open the window, and you have to lean over to open manually because it somehow only works in lock.

 

A BF subwoofer is the best fix for that..

 

i like this one...so true