You know you drive an xj when your at work all you thinking about is what your gunna do to the jeep next.

You know you drive a xj when your paycheck goes to the xj and not your food for the week.

You know you drive an xj when you think its sexier when its covered in mud, and not when its clean.

 

You know you drive an XJ when you spend all your money buying goodies and have none left to legalize it.

 

LOOK AT THE TOP OF THE PREVIOUS PAGE! or even the avatar for this post!
COMPLETELY STOCK! although I hope to change that soon

You know you drive an XJ when you waste, I mean spend your time on the internet looking for mods you either can't afford or are not allowed to get cuz you grandmother worries if that you have a 1.5" lift and slightly larger tires, the vehicle will flip too easily.

 

Hey mine is a stocker too!
If she is like that, do it anyway without her noticing, then tell her you did it months ago.

 

just put a 8" on there with some 40's. tell here shes goin crazy and its allways been that way. and if she has to ride with you get a wheel chair lift.( i love to ride those things)

 

you know u drive an xj when you spend more time working on things you broke on the trail as you did on the 4 day wheeling trip.

you know u drive an xj when ppl dont get why u converted your ac to onboard air.

ppl give you strange looks cuz you dont have doors, cuz you dont have ac.^

when you spend time thinking about crazy mods no one has thought of, and how to do them for free

 

man my dad looked at me the day i got it and said "if you can afford it you can do what ever the hell you want to it"

 

Whenever you walk around and see an XJ, you get down on one knee behind it to see what axle is in the back. I get the oddest looks from people because I always do this. There are only like 3 around here with D35s, one I have seen with a D44, and all the rest are 8.25.

 

You know you drive an XJ when your buddy looks at you and asks how safe this is, and your only response is laughter.

 

You know you drive an XJ when you wake up at 7 AM to go to work, look out of the window and you see fallen trees and ripped roofs, and the first thing you say in your mind is: " Hmm, Jeep Day.."

 

you know you drive an xj when you finally get money and time to install a sye and you kinda tear up after the test drive cuz it so sweet driving without that vibration in the whole rig
btw iron rock off road kicks @$$

 

Yea i wish, this is my dd and my only vehicle so I only want 1.5-3in. And maybe 30s. but the whole she's going crazy thing won't work. My grandmother is only in her 50s so she is nowhere close to senile yet.

you know you drive an XJ when you don't give Wronglers the jeep wave, ya give em the finger!

 

That's what my dad would say, and every other male member in my family, except my grandfather. But my father can't sweet talk anybody into it because he doesn't live with me. He already got me a new radio for this coming christmas and he's looking into getting me brush guards.

You know you drive an XJ when you're doing donuts in the snow and everybody in the back seat is crying and screaming while you and your buddy in the front (who also owns an XJ) are laughing your asses off and trying to find more fun ways to make everybody scream.

 

You know you drive an XJ when your seen at the picapart more than the trails

 

You know you drive an XJ when a passengers asks says "how do you know how deep it is" and you reply "we'll find out.

You know you drive an XJ when someone has to ask if you are a little bit concerned about the smoke pouring out of the hood

You know you drive an XJ when you're roommates know that everything shipped to your house is something new for the XJ.