Its difficult to keep fluids in her.
She won't turn over for you on a cold morning.
You don't want your friends to come over and see her in that condition.
When you finally break down and take her to see a professional, they just charge you a lot of money to tell you **** that you already know.

 

And it won't let you stick anything in the tailpipe.

 

Like you've ever had a girlfriend.

 

Rosie Palms

 

After spending tons of time and money the front end is still loose and the rear end still makes bad noises...

 

That's what she said.

 

Ha. And she gets shaky when you drive too fast

 

Get her drunk and astroglide lol

 

astroglide does the trick... I am lucky; mines a morning lady.

 

been married 4o years and I cant complain. the divorce rate with spec-ops groups is 90% and she put up with me. I spent a total of 22 years out of 40 in some third world country and come home and everything taken care of. I been blessed. got to share a funny story though. I was sent to a defensive driving classes from Blackwater. we are out having fun driving on these country roads and I told her I could parallel park from a speed of 30 miles MPH. she just nodded and said sure! I took her Lexus and pulled emergency brake and hit brakes hard and slipped in sideways kinda (didn't go as good as school) decent and her reply was this isn't your damn jeep your tearing up. we got to driving further and I told her I was going to show her how to perform evasive driving....Stop right now. this aint your damn Jeep. this car costs money. marriage is give and take and I aint got no complaints...she has give a whole lot to this marriage. its easy to give compliments to veterans and civilian contractors who work overseas but my wife did twice as much work as me and she and my 3 kids...well adults now; they really paid the price for this country. I know this is a corny post but I just was in the mood to post this

 

Something's amiss when you get underneath and find everything's dry.

 

She prefers the vibrations over you, even when you slip her the yoke eliminator.