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Old 11-05-2011, 12:46 PM
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Lets not derail this one with the mud slinging contests again please

Today some guy at a gas station asked me what shop put my XJ together.


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"That's got too many miles, you need to get a new jeep."

Shop actually told my mom that when she took her zj in with around 250k miles. Hope its ok its a zj thang.
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"Its a jeep that's just how they are."

I had a shop mechanic tell me that when i asked him about the play in my steering.

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"What are all those bolts on your wheels for?"

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"You should lower it and put some smoked out 22s on it!"

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Tell the parts store clerk, "I need such-and-such for my 99 Jeep Cherokee."
His response, "Regular or Grand?"

DID I SAY GRAND AT ANY POINT!?!?!
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How bout when you take off the doors for the summer.

Hey your doors fell off! And they aways seem to think it's a original statement.
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gf: when you said you just picked up a jeep I thought you meant a "jeep jeep"

friend: what kind of Grand Cherokee is that?

me speaking to a co-worker: I just got my xj, can't wait to go offroading..
co-worker: you can't offroad in a jaguar..

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gf: when you said you just picked up a jeep I thought you meant a "jeep jeep"

friend: what kind of Grand Cherokee is that?

me speaking to a co-worker: I just got my xj, can't wait to go offloading..
co-worker: you can't offroad in a jaguar..

facepalm at that last one!
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Thats not a jeep. Its a station wagon.
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"when you said you had a jeep i thought you had a wrangler....."
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I hate it when people say, "You wont make it up/through/over that."
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what is that smell? or this things slow.
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"Dude its a jeep, this is a cummins i'll beat you in a race anyday and drop chains when you feel like a man"

lets just say big bad mr cummins owner is still crying like a b!tch today cuz his a$$ got smoked and drug by a jeep. (yes it was a 2wd dually but oh well!!!)
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