when you gf says ' I was sitting on the couch the other day watching a commecial and saw a jeep that had nothing to do with the commercial and said aloud hmm a jeep.... aw damn it"

 

When the one kid at school who drives a hummer kicks off your hubcap....

 

Id punch him and make fun of daddy's hummer. But that's just me. Lol

 

Id hold the lil *** to the ground and sweaty t bag his face!!!

 

Lmao

 

Wait a minute. You want to put your ***** on his face and he's the "***"? Something doesn't add up.

This was meant as a joke.

 

Hahahahahah!

 

Well either his face or his gf most prissy lil mo's that drive hummers are pretty like chicks anyway lol

 

You've been playing wayyyy too much World of Warcraft son!

 

When: your family talks **** about "that jeep costing sooooo much"
When: "There's just one more thing I need to tweak, and then I'll hit the trail!"

 

I would've put a piece of paper in his wiper blades and put on their "When you get stuck in wet grass i'll can pull you out... But I won't waste the gas"

You know you drive an XJ when you buy tires and go straight from discount tire to a mud hole to make sure the tires handle mud good.
"True story 3 days ago"

 

You know you drive an XJ when you've posted to this so many times you repeat your posts.

 

X2

 

No way, no time for games

 

you know you drive an xj when you go shopping for a weekend wheeler, you lift it, you build it, you deck it out for the trail and...
WHA-LA! YOU HAVE A NEW DD!!!