You know you have an XJ when you have a bump on your head from the hatch falling halfway down and you smack your head into it.
You know you have an XJ when you have power locks but need the key to unlock each door.
You know you have an XJ when more and more of your clear coat fly's off each time you wash it.
You know you have an XJ when you get in, turn the key and nothing happens.

But............. I love my piece of crap Jeep XJ.

 

YKYDAXJW you spend 2 1/2 hrs cleaning inside& out for winter and then decide to do a trail doorless the next day

 

YKYDAXJW you go to a surprise party and you're not allowed to bring your Jeep because it's too "noticable" and you can't hide it behind anything.

 

Lol

 

You know you drive an XJ when after completing the suspension lift install, you ask her...."Where have you been all my life?".

 

That's awesome!

 

Hmm.... I was too frustrated with mine to talk to it. Gave her the silent treatment for a week.

 

Been there done that LOL

 

YKYDAXJW you find out your battery tie down doubles as a perfectly good bungee cord.

 

Ykydaxjw your open back hatch light on the dash comes on and off over bumps.

 

YKYDALIFTEDXJW your friends complain that they can't text because it's too bouncy.

 

Ha,ha!

 

You know you own an XJ when you continuesly look on craigslist for your next XJ....IM VERY GUILTY OF THAT

 

When you turn your renix over, hear a knocking, listen under your jeep and yell "d*** Peugeot!!!" stupid transmission sounds like it's getting a flogging by a midget with a pillowcase full of soap....

 

Aaaand now my roommate wants to know what I'm watching online. She doesn't believe I laughed that much at something I read. But seriously..I didn't know we had Peugeot parts I guess I'll add that to the list.