mine pees on people too!!!!!
its a nice way to say "**** off" when those hondas are too close to my butt.
gah those thing are like little flies....

 

Exactly, used too have too much fun with it, I think when I fix it im just gonna make it pee on people again, who needs fluid on tje back window anyways

 

we ran my buddys front washer lines under his dash and aimed em so they would spray on his pants and look like he peed himself... then dirtied up his window and waited. classic.

also i purpously did my rear washer like that. i found a small nozzle like thing and put it on the end of the hose and zip tied it so it pointed back.

 

Okay thats awesome. Gonna have to pull that soon. Ive been looking for something to reduce the hose. So I can get a little more distance

 

That sounds alot like mine

 

YKYDAXJW you high beams and all four turn signals randomly turn on driving down the road.

 

When your fan only blows on high ...or low... no inbetween who needs the luxury anyways

 

...when u slow down when someone rides ur tailpipe and then floor it when they try to pass! Haha

 

Thats a douche move...

 

That's why you drive 30 in a 45 at midnight. Cops pull you over for probable cause and can't get ya for anything and people don't understand that they can actually pass if they need to

 

I just pulled in to the parking lot at my gf's work, ran in for literally 20 seconds and when I go to start the xj.....i get nothing. No clank, clunk, wirr wirr wirr...nothing. Checked the fuses...then grabbed my 12" crescent wrench and beat the starter a few times. Turn the key and the xj starts right up!!!

 

Whenever you go up hill's you say "man I need new gears ''

 

When your thinking what upgrade is coming next on ur xj for the full ten hours at work

 

I think that's perfectly acceptable. I hate when people ride my rear end for no reason. The closer you get to my rear Bumper the slower I drive, and with the way my rig pulls on a second gear downshift not many average cars will pass me.

 

The Douche bag move is tailgating me