http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/4119280944.html

Not affiliated with seller, a friend sent me this and its a good read.

 

-The motor uses a little oil. How much? I don't know, I'm not collecting statistical analysis points.
I check the oil, I fill the oil, I drive. Not enough to bother me.
-It leaks a little oil. How much? Not enough for me to care. It has 220,000 miles, Poindexter!
If you have a vehicle with 220K NOT leaking or burning oil, it's empty!
-Rear bumper has a big-*** crease in it. I dented it backing into a concrete pole. Sober.
We drove away giggling, for the record. Haven't fixed it.


HAHAHAHA
thanks for the good laugh.

 

that was a great read. wonder how many will be too afraid to call him?

 

That's great stuff, sounds like he would be a blast to hang out with! Got to love a straight shooter!

 

Ha ha! That's great!

 

Outstanding, I had to put this on my FB to share with other people that get it.

 

Voted for Best Of. That is classic.

 

We need more down to earth people like him in the world

 

That's awesome!

 

i like flogging molly

 

Haha just awesome

 

Best. Craigslist. Ad. EVER.

 

Flag him for best of it will get added to best of craigslist so everyone can read it lol.

 

ha that's funny. I came across this too and just posted it in the craigslist thread in off topic

 

All great except for the flogging molly part