Today at work, I work on a farm, we got bored and decided to do drag races in the fields. I managed to win all of them with my 4.0

I beat a Tacoma TRD
F-150 with the Triton
And a S-10 Blazer with the Vortec

What have you guys beat?!

 

i beat a lawn tractor once, but that's only because it was being driven by the neighbour's kid, and he couldn't figure out how to shut the snow blower off.

but he beat me on his longboard.

 

I miss my 94 blazer that thing was a champ.

 

My brother has a 94 blazer, its a POS. sounds like crap, has no power, gets stuck in my gravel driveway sometimes.

 

Mostly off.

 

I'm so glad I wasn't taking a drink when I read this

 

This is gonna get bad lol

 

 

hey what else can u ask for? he's being honest.

i beat a v6 ram once. that's bout it dont really race in my jeep. ive beat a lot in the duramax tho.

 

There is no way in hell you would beat my F150 Triton V8. Just not possible even if you were stroked.

Heck i would even throw my jeep on a trailer and pull it faster LMAO.

 

Well we were in the field, he has street tires and I have Dunlop Rovers.

 

One night it had snowed about 4 inches and I raced an Evo 8 and an STI. In 4 hi I just got too much wheel spin to go anywhere lol but it was fun.

 

Got that 4.7 lol?

 

I tried to race a 98 sport when it was brand new with a Jetta. Got my ars handed to me lol
Now my 5.4L triton has dusted them on them highway lol

 

Running at 55 I hooked up with a 5.0 fox body mustangs took him a while to pass me after we mashed on the gas he was surprised it was a 6 cyl held a long conversation with him on the highway also that was 2wd 4.5 inch lift and 36 inch tires lol