ok so i just happened to come across this thread because a friend told me about it he is a yota guy thru and thru so i need some help for ideas to bash his yota when he makes fun of my xj. time and time again i out do him and i just want some good sayings to bash him when i do



http://www.yotatech.com/f5/post-anti-jeep-quotes-79168/

 

call his yota a nagasacki nutbucket or rice burner

 

Tow
Out
Your
Own
Truck
Ahole

 

next time you go out wheeling and he gets stuck, just leave him there until you're done for the day.

And one I saw in another thread in here, so I can't claim it, but I loved was when he gets stuck, turn your jeep so it's facing him and when he asks what you are doing, tell him your letting your jeep watch his almighty yota being stuck.

 

i read that thread. based on the comments, not one of em is old enough to drink, or know what a jeep thing is. lol, some of their comments actually compliment jeeps.
i understand the jeep thing (it's too hard core for me), that's why i drive a TOYota.
i got the jeep thing, now it burns when i pee??? if you got the jeep thing, what the heck are you doing in a yota forum???
if it burns when you pee, that means you have the japaneese clap.
both gays and lesbos like jeeps??? i guess the US army was gays and lesbos when jeep won a war. OVER A LAND THAT WAS PRODUCING TOYOTAS!!!!
and seriously, you mean to tell me that more gays drive jeeps than toyota priuses???
My jeep has only ever killed 3 things, a cat, a deer, and my wallet... your toyota can't even kill a mouse... keep talking trash, and you'll be the fourth victim of my jeep.
rubicon recovery vehicle??? bravo to japs, the new toyotas can fly. because, there ain't no other way you made it through the same trail that the rubicon got stuck in.
the only punks driving jeeps are punk rock fans... there's a 2000 jeep in a local junkyard, your toy might be more expensive than that one.... if you put 28" wheels on it and sell it to a rap star.
umm... that made a lot of sense. my dog thinks the stake is for him, but i don't take his word for it either.

to give you a few... lol...

 

I used to be a yota guy. May that truck r.i.pieces lol

 

I got a lot of respect for Toyota's...yes I own a Jeep, both have their flaws, but both are very capable rigs as well.

 

I have both. haha. 4 jeeps and 2 yotas.

 

don't get me wrong i like toyotas but its the friendly rivalry thing i just want to give him crap like he does me the one thing i hate about yotas is the IFS on most

 

Next time your toyota friend says something about "fit and finish" punch him in all three of his *****.

 

Call his truck a Camry

 

Yeah toyotas are pretty capable, reliable vehicles... Although most jeeps are just as capable and reliable, for thousands less!!! It's a no brainer

 

I saw a Toyota offroad once, it kept going and going and going. I would have though he would have used the.... oh thats right.

 

I'm building a yota for a buddy have nothing bad to say about them. We as 4x4ers need to stop the stupid Jeeps are better no toyots are better n your both wrong internationals are better BS and go we all like being off pavement lets stand together and protect our sport no matter what rig you have.

 

its just fun between friends i have helped him work on his yota as he has helped me with my xj its just something fun we do trying to get new ideas to pick on each other