Four Corners BS thread!!
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Year: 1992, 1996
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Do you hear banjos?
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Not good!! It sounds like he may be needing some gear work done....OUCH!! It did make a nice bang....
No way, you're good to go with me anytime!!
No way, you're good to go with me anytime!!
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Year: 1992, 1996
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Sounds good but I'll make sure and give you all your stuff back before we leave. Lol nice sig all you guys that missed CMG missed the funniest redneck show in history. Unforchanately it happened right as Joshes camera ran outta battery
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From: BACKWOODS
Year: 1992
Model: Cherokee
Engine: gas
Do you hear banjos?
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Gonna be a LONG one!!
We were rockin along minding our business. We came to the fins obstacle at CMG, at least that is what I call it. If you have been there, you know what I mean. We just made it through a section of boulders that we were playing around on, and these guys caught up to us from behind. The main guy, Asshatter we will call him, started telling APACHE how he thinks he should go over the little boulder obstacle. APACHE ignores him, and completes it the way he sees fit. Once APACHE came to the fins, he started talking about how the guy was giving him advice in way he described as "dicky", quoted for truth!! LOL!! We were playing around on the fins, and Asshatter goes to the gnarliest spot, and commences to burying the rear tire carrier of his Jeep in a hole behind him, trying to climb a nearly vertical face. It was wedged in, to the point that he couldn't go either direction. He had an hispanic fellow with him, we will call him Miguel, that he had some how talked into doing his bidding. Miguel pulled to the front of the Jeep, and started pulling cable, as Asshatter sat in his stuck POS TJ barking orders to him!! Everything at this point looked pretty normal, but this is where things get stupid. They fart around with the cable for about 10 minutes up there, and do NOTHING!! Reel it out, reel it in, hook it up, unhook it!! He then pulls around to the rear of the stuck Jeep, and rather than use the large inviting D-ring to hook the winch line to....he wraps it around the bumper, and hooks it back to itself....SMART!! Then we are all waiting, for what we all thought would be a winch controller coming out to operate the winch they so expertly set up.....when Miguel gets in his Jeep, and starts trying to pull him out, with the winch as a TOW ROPE!! It gets better....then, when that doesn't work...he yanks the freakin crap out of it!! Several times....seriously....it was horrble!! After they showed us thier extraction prowess, Asshatter comes over, and proceeds to tell us how he had done that line before. Come to think of it, after talking to him briefly, I'm sure that there is nothing he hasn't done before....he was "That Guy" of the weekend!!
We were rockin along minding our business. We came to the fins obstacle at CMG, at least that is what I call it. If you have been there, you know what I mean. We just made it through a section of boulders that we were playing around on, and these guys caught up to us from behind. The main guy, Asshatter we will call him, started telling APACHE how he thinks he should go over the little boulder obstacle. APACHE ignores him, and completes it the way he sees fit. Once APACHE came to the fins, he started talking about how the guy was giving him advice in way he described as "dicky", quoted for truth!! LOL!! We were playing around on the fins, and Asshatter goes to the gnarliest spot, and commences to burying the rear tire carrier of his Jeep in a hole behind him, trying to climb a nearly vertical face. It was wedged in, to the point that he couldn't go either direction. He had an hispanic fellow with him, we will call him Miguel, that he had some how talked into doing his bidding. Miguel pulled to the front of the Jeep, and started pulling cable, as Asshatter sat in his stuck POS TJ barking orders to him!! Everything at this point looked pretty normal, but this is where things get stupid. They fart around with the cable for about 10 minutes up there, and do NOTHING!! Reel it out, reel it in, hook it up, unhook it!! He then pulls around to the rear of the stuck Jeep, and rather than use the large inviting D-ring to hook the winch line to....he wraps it around the bumper, and hooks it back to itself....SMART!! Then we are all waiting, for what we all thought would be a winch controller coming out to operate the winch they so expertly set up.....when Miguel gets in his Jeep, and starts trying to pull him out, with the winch as a TOW ROPE!! It gets better....then, when that doesn't work...he yanks the freakin crap out of it!! Several times....seriously....it was horrble!! After they showed us thier extraction prowess, Asshatter comes over, and proceeds to tell us how he had done that line before. Come to think of it, after talking to him briefly, I'm sure that there is nothing he hasn't done before....he was "That Guy" of the weekend!!
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From: Lyons, Colorado
Year: 1992
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Seth is one bad mother f%$#er
Here it is campers the all Seth video as promised. More to come. Seth saved me on the trail after I taco'd my drag link. He had a replacement and I was able to continue the next day to Chinaman Gultch. THANKS SETH!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=http:...?v=nGwdwa4RmyE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=http:...?v=nGwdwa4RmyE
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From: Denver, CO
Year: 1997
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Gonna be a LONG one!!
We were rockin along minding our business. We came to the fins obstacle at CMG, at least that is what I call it. If you have been there, you know what I mean. We just made it through a section of boulders that we were playing around on, and these guys caught up to us from behind. The main guy, Asshatter we will call him, started telling APACHE how he thinks he should go over the little boulder obstacle. APACHE ignores him, and completes it the way he sees fit. Once APACHE came to the fins, he started talking about how the guy was giving him advice in way he described as "dicky", quoted for truth!! LOL!! We were playing around on the fins, and Asshatter goes to the gnarliest spot, and commences to burying the rear tire carrier of his Jeep in a hole behind him, trying to climb a nearly vertical face. It was wedged in, to the point that he couldn't go either direction. He had an hispanic fellow with him, we will call him Miguel, that he had some how talked into doing his bidding. Miguel pulled to the front of the Jeep, and started pulling cable, as Asshatter sat in his stuck POS TJ barking orders to him!! Everything at this point looked pretty normal, but this is where things get stupid. They fart around with the cable for about 10 minutes up there, and do NOTHING!! Reel it out, reel it in, hook it up, unhook it!! He then pulls around to the rear of the stuck Jeep, and rather than use the large inviting D-ring to hook the winch line to....he wraps it around the bumper, and hooks it back to itself....SMART!! Then we are all waiting, for what we all thought would be a winch controller coming out to operate the winch they so expertly set up.....when Miguel gets in his Jeep, and starts trying to pull him out, with the winch as a TOW ROPE!! It gets better....then, when that doesn't work...he yanks the freakin crap out of it!! Several times....seriously....it was horrble!! After they showed us thier extraction prowess, Asshatter comes over, and proceeds to tell us how he had done that line before. Come to think of it, after talking to him briefly, I'm sure that there is nothing he hasn't done before....he was "That Guy" of the weekend!!
We were rockin along minding our business. We came to the fins obstacle at CMG, at least that is what I call it. If you have been there, you know what I mean. We just made it through a section of boulders that we were playing around on, and these guys caught up to us from behind. The main guy, Asshatter we will call him, started telling APACHE how he thinks he should go over the little boulder obstacle. APACHE ignores him, and completes it the way he sees fit. Once APACHE came to the fins, he started talking about how the guy was giving him advice in way he described as "dicky", quoted for truth!! LOL!! We were playing around on the fins, and Asshatter goes to the gnarliest spot, and commences to burying the rear tire carrier of his Jeep in a hole behind him, trying to climb a nearly vertical face. It was wedged in, to the point that he couldn't go either direction. He had an hispanic fellow with him, we will call him Miguel, that he had some how talked into doing his bidding. Miguel pulled to the front of the Jeep, and started pulling cable, as Asshatter sat in his stuck POS TJ barking orders to him!! Everything at this point looked pretty normal, but this is where things get stupid. They fart around with the cable for about 10 minutes up there, and do NOTHING!! Reel it out, reel it in, hook it up, unhook it!! He then pulls around to the rear of the stuck Jeep, and rather than use the large inviting D-ring to hook the winch line to....he wraps it around the bumper, and hooks it back to itself....SMART!! Then we are all waiting, for what we all thought would be a winch controller coming out to operate the winch they so expertly set up.....when Miguel gets in his Jeep, and starts trying to pull him out, with the winch as a TOW ROPE!! It gets better....then, when that doesn't work...he yanks the freakin crap out of it!! Several times....seriously....it was horrble!! After they showed us thier extraction prowess, Asshatter comes over, and proceeds to tell us how he had done that line before. Come to think of it, after talking to him briefly, I'm sure that there is nothing he hasn't done before....he was "That Guy" of the weekend!!