You might drive an XJ if....
06-27-2013, 08:56 AM
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06-27-2013, 09:39 AM
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you know you drive an XJ if this conversation makes 100% good sense:
Officer: Sir, do you understand that this vehicle is NOT street legal?
XJ owner: Yes, but in my defense, it is woods legal and they dont allow me to drive off road when travelling between these woods, so i am only on the street because you are forcing me to drive here. Like you i would PREFFER that i never drive on a paved road again, but the law is forcing me to do this.
Officer: Sir, do you understand that this vehicle is NOT street legal?
XJ owner: Yes, but in my defense, it is woods legal and they dont allow me to drive off road when travelling between these woods, so i am only on the street because you are forcing me to drive here. Like you i would PREFFER that i never drive on a paved road again, but the law is forcing me to do this.
06-27-2013, 11:40 AM
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you know you drive an XJ if this conversation makes 100% good sense:
Officer: Sir, do you understand that this vehicle is NOT street legal?
XJ owner: Yes, but in my defense, it is woods legal and they dont allow me to drive off road when travelling between these woods, so i am only on the street because you are forcing me to drive here. Like you i would PREFFER that i never drive on a paved road again, but the law is forcing me to do this.
Officer: Sir, do you understand that this vehicle is NOT street legal?
XJ owner: Yes, but in my defense, it is woods legal and they dont allow me to drive off road when travelling between these woods, so i am only on the street because you are forcing me to drive here. Like you i would PREFFER that i never drive on a paved road again, but the law is forcing me to do this.
06-27-2013, 12:50 PM
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"Are those my brakes? Don't tell me those are my brakes; they're brand new! Wait... Oh, it's the BMW that's grinding. [Pause] Fix your brakes, you poor bastard!"
06-27-2013, 02:13 PM
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06-27-2013, 09:56 PM
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When your driving with the doors off and you smell something funny and immediately assume its your jeep, then you find out its a bond fire down the street.
06-29-2013, 06:16 AM
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You might drive an XJ if every time someone gets in with a drink they open every possible compartment looking for a cup holder.
06-29-2013, 05:41 PM
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You might drive an XJ if you buy a second XJ for $300, then that night have a dream about getting it running again. Then you wake up, and find out your wife made a Facebook post about how awesome it is that we bought a second XJ for only $300.
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