You might drive an XJ if....
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you know you drive an XJ if this conversation makes 100% good sense:
Officer: Sir, do you understand that this vehicle is NOT street legal?
XJ owner: Yes, but in my defense, it is woods legal and they dont allow me to drive off road when travelling between these woods, so i am only on the street because you are forcing me to drive here. Like you i would PREFFER that i never drive on a paved road again, but the law is forcing me to do this.
Officer: Sir, do you understand that this vehicle is NOT street legal?
XJ owner: Yes, but in my defense, it is woods legal and they dont allow me to drive off road when travelling between these woods, so i am only on the street because you are forcing me to drive here. Like you i would PREFFER that i never drive on a paved road again, but the law is forcing me to do this.
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Joined: May 2012
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From: Wilmington,NC
Year: 1989
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
you know you drive an XJ if this conversation makes 100% good sense:
Officer: Sir, do you understand that this vehicle is NOT street legal?
XJ owner: Yes, but in my defense, it is woods legal and they dont allow me to drive off road when travelling between these woods, so i am only on the street because you are forcing me to drive here. Like you i would PREFFER that i never drive on a paved road again, but the law is forcing me to do this.
Officer: Sir, do you understand that this vehicle is NOT street legal?
XJ owner: Yes, but in my defense, it is woods legal and they dont allow me to drive off road when travelling between these woods, so i am only on the street because you are forcing me to drive here. Like you i would PREFFER that i never drive on a paved road again, but the law is forcing me to do this.
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From: Frederick, MD from Cleveland, OH
Year: 1993 YJ Wrangler
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From: Parham, ON
Year: 1999
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You might drive an XJ if you buy a second XJ for $300, then that night have a dream about getting it running again. Then you wake up, and find out your wife made a Facebook post about how awesome it is that we bought a second XJ for only $300.
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