u know u drive an xj when after three hours at the pick-n-pull cuz they got 4 new xj's in ur gf asks if we can leave yet and still dont leave for another two hours.... came away with $600 worth of parts for $98

 

When you see a dirt road and follow it thinking it's gonna lead to some really awsome trails only to find out it's a driveway to somebodys huge house in the woods

 

You know you drive an xj when the new insert catalog name arrives and you are happier than a kid getting the toys r us Christmas catalog

 

You know you drive an XJ when you got and wash it and rusted paint chips come off the lower driver door.


Stupid midwest

 

When you call your parents to say wait til you see the new dent I got!

you say to your friends look how purdy that dent is.

When someone says you need to wash your jeep but you say its clean though(as its covered in mud)

 

YOU KNOW YOU DRIVE AN XJ WHEN AFTER A DAY OF WHEELING U CANT WAIT TO GET HOME AND POST THESE PIX

 

When you drive into the snow and leave it in 2wd as long as you can (which is WAY longer than you should) just to see how far you can go. Then, when you get where you're going and are still in 2wd, you collect 5 dollars from your drunk buddy in the back seat.

 

She fell asleep hours ago!!!

 

Lucky. It rained a tiny bit today and it was freezing *** rain. If it was enough, I'll have to go to my mudhole right by my house.

 

Already did that. She's 5'2"

 

my xj is now officially a emergency road side assistance vehicle... lol its my new job and i use her for it, basically having a rolling mechanics shop in the back

 

You know you drive an XJ when your going up a hill, your automatic overdrive kicks on, and your Jeep starts to jerk

 

Or your ac shuts down lol (if it still even works)

 

you know you drive a xj when you open your door to get out and mud falls on your head

 

That's awesome!