You know you drive an XJ when the numbers 30, 44, 60, 231, and 242 get you excited, but 35 makes you cringe

 

When someone blocks you in a spot at the mall during Christmas shopping, you put it in reverse 4-wheel and push that ***** outta your way!

LISTEN LADY I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU NEED YOUR B/F TO BUY THOSE SHOES. THAT'S NO REASON TO BLOCK ME IN, I FEEL NO REMORSE FOR LEAVING YOUR STUPID FIESTA IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LANE. OTHER PEOPLE LAUGHED AT YOUR FAILMOBILE.

Wow what came over me...so wierd.

 

i never wash the mud off it cuz its half primer half blue and rich kids mak fun of me

 

smoke 'em all..

 

you forgot bondo

 

When you curb hop so much because you accidentally make turns to sharp. But you play it off like nothing happened lol.

 

You know you drive an XJ when your hung like a horse

 

That only applies to JFC members.

 

when you need to wash your jeep twice to get all the mud off and washing the jeep involves opening the doors and spraying the insides

 

JFC for life

 

You know you drive an XJ when you have to keep your foot on the gas to keep from slowing down while going downhill.

 

You no you drive a XJ when u think the median seporating the lanes of trafic on the highway is a XJ lane Only

 

You know you drive a XJ when every time you drive it you look drunk from trying to hold it straight.

 

man, if only i thought of that. its hard as **** to drive straight....who ever knew? especially when your passing a big rig with the blast of air against the air dam that is a jeep... not fun haah

you know you drive an xj when...

when your friends hear you way before you get there.

whenever you see giant clumsy trucks lifted to the moon with 30 inch rims and low profile tires...you know they wouldnt last anywhere youve been.

when you get in any other car....and ask yourself why you drive a jeep...till you hit the trail again...then quickly remember what a J.E.E.P. stands for

 

You know you drive an XJ when you need 2 sockets to take all your lug nuts off...stupid caps