"Can't you go any faster?"

 

My Jeep didn't wanna start the other night and my girlfriend said again? You should get that fixed. So I asked why cause all she wants is a little foreplay before she puts out sometimes she then told me that she (my jeep) needs to stop that so I asked my girlfriend if i could stop having foreplay with her before she puts out then conversation ended after a few ugly words being said I had good laugh though

 

That's classic

 

Why do you drive a money pit?

 

Where else am I going to spend my money?

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your not gonna be able to pull me out !!!!

 

ahahah love this one, back when i had my first xj ( many moons ago) had a guy who has buried in his 96 silverado with 6" and 35's say that and i bet him $50... guess who walked away $50 bux richer lmao

 

Why is your engine ticking?

 

is that 4 wheel drive?

 

Some little kid was talkin about his Daddys truck ( he was like 10ish) and how great chevy is and I gave him a little crap so he asked what I drive so I show my jeep hat and he laughs sumthin about only girls drive those... I told him I drive a Cherokee, not a wrongler and yes I have a pair. The kid reminded me of a slightly smaller version of the fat kid in the goonies and I shut up before I said anything to get in trouble... We found common ground and gave a girl heck about her ford after... Hmm shoulda got a number so I could show her a real off road machine

 

all the posts with "my mom said" or "my dad said" are comedy gold

 

Is your truck not braking?

 

After I traded my XJ for the little BMW e30 I drive now, the first thing my friend tells me when they see it was, " I liked your jeep better..."

Could have told me that before and I wouldn't have gotten rid of it. Now I'm on the hunt for another one.

 

Maybe you should buy a vehicle for what you like/want/need and not what your friends like?

 

Couldn't have said it better myself!