Things not to say to an xj owner
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From: Mercer County, NJ
Year: 2001
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L I6 HO
Originally Posted by RK1911
Heard recently: "oh, a Cherokee? They're just grocery getters."
... Stupid

...I'll remember that when you need pulled out of a ditch. "sorry, i have to go get groceries..."
... Stupid

...I'll remember that when you need pulled out of a ditch. "sorry, i have to go get groceries..."
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From: Wekiva, FL
Year: 99 sport
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 i6
I just can't stand every time I go to the parts store.
after I say the part and 97 cherokee xj, the answer is always
"is that the grand cherokee"
(in my head, where do these people come from, were you put here to **** me off )
after I say the part and 97 cherokee xj, the answer is always
"is that the grand cherokee"
(in my head, where do these people come from, were you put here to **** me off )
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From: Mercer County, NJ
Year: 2001
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L I6 HO
Originally Posted by XJUSMC
I just can't stand every time I go to the parts store.
after I say the part and 97 cherokee xj, the answer is always
"is that the grand cherokee"
(in my head, where do these people come from, were you put here to **** me off )
after I say the part and 97 cherokee xj, the answer is always
"is that the grand cherokee"

(in my head, where do these people come from, were you put here to **** me off )
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From: Texas
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
Engine: INLINE 6, safari snorkel, kn airfilter, flowmaster 10 series exaust
Being a safari looking xj, I always get..... Do u think you are Indiana jones? Is this a jurrassic park jeep? Is that a land rover? What is that gas can for? Are you ready for the zombie takeover, or an apocalypse? You are stupid. Do u take that off road? Why would you take the doors off? What are those cables for? And my favorite..... What does that safari snorkel do?
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From: new jersey
Year: 1994(mostly)
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L I6
i work at pep boys( service not retail) and when i go in and get a part for my jeep they ask " grand or regular" just cause they know it gets me mad
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From: Wekiva, FL
Year: 99 sport
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 i6
Being a safari looking xj, I always get..... Do u think you are Indiana jones? Is this a jurrassic park jeep? Is that a land rover? What is that gas can for? Are you ready for the zombie takeover, or an apocalypse? You are stupid. Do u take that off road? Why would you take the doors off? What are those cables for? And my favorite..... What does that safari snorkel do?
Your favorite one should be, whats the gas can for.
I laughed at that one.
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From: Texas
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
Engine: INLINE 6, safari snorkel, kn airfilter, flowmaster 10 series exaust
Originally Posted by XJUSMC
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From: 813
Year: 2001
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 str8 6
Being a safari looking xj, I always get..... Do u think you are Indiana jones? Is this a jurrassic park jeep? Is that a land rover? What is that gas can for? Are you ready for the zombie takeover, or an apocalypse? You are stupid. Do u take that off road? Why would you take the doors off? What are those cables for? And my favorite..... What does that safari snorkel do?
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From: Maryland
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 inline 6
kids at school: why do you have that stuff on your roof (reffering to the spare tire and highlift and cb antena with flag on it)
me: why wouldnt i?
them: cause it looks dumb
i hate that...get it all the time
me: why wouldnt i?
them: cause it looks dumb
i hate that...get it all the time
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From: Baltimore, Maryland
Year: 1989
Model: Cherokee
Engine: Inline 6
* going through a junkyard looking for random parts, spot something u need, and the worker points and says * " while ur at it, might as well grab these battery terminals, they are in pretty good shape. " ( picture below )
this didnt happen, but if i ever caught a junkyard worker turning salesman on bad parts like this, id have to smack em!
this didnt happen, but if i ever caught a junkyard worker turning salesman on bad parts like this, id have to smack em!
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From: Columbus, OH
Year: 2001
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 Straight 6
i know this one gets said a lot, but this one takes the cake
went to the jeep stealership to get a part. i walk up to a service tech and say this verbatim: "i need an oil pressure sending unit for a 2001 jeep cherokee, 242 4 liter inline 6"
his reply: "is it a grand cherokee?"
REALLY?!?!?! i give you all that info and you still think maybe i have a grand cherokee?!?!
i just stood and looked at him for a second....because i was literally speechless
went to the jeep stealership to get a part. i walk up to a service tech and say this verbatim: "i need an oil pressure sending unit for a 2001 jeep cherokee, 242 4 liter inline 6"
his reply: "is it a grand cherokee?"
REALLY?!?!?! i give you all that info and you still think maybe i have a grand cherokee?!?!
i just stood and looked at him for a second....because i was literally speechless
I think I'm lucky. Only ever got the grand question once, and that was at vato zone. The guy I go to at Advance drives an XJ, and the guys at napa don't assume everyone is a moron.
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From: michigan
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L
I recently got the is it a grand thing. My reply: well I think its pretty dam nice but I don't know if id call it grand the guy just didn't know what the h*** to say and the other 3 guys at the counter were just laughing their butts off at him. I was parked right in front of the door and the only customer in the store. Priceless
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From: midwest mn
Year: 1993
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 ho
I hate that grand thing. But another thing not to say to an xj owner... why did you lift your jeep... only pick up trucks should be lifted... ah excuse me but the xj will out wheel the pu anyday of the week.


