I ask this often, including the pause

Mines tiptronic

My sister threw a ***** fit and kicked the center console from the back seat and it broke. She was 3 at the time

Tried that. No avail

Do you get good milage?

Look at your catalyst sticker. According to the EPA, it's a truck

The one I like is on the paper from the DMV, according to them I have a wagon.

I cant count how many times a day during the summer i get asked by random people "where are your doors?" or my friends parents always ask, "why do you have no doors?"

you don't need a winch for that

Thank goodness mines an SUV according to DMV.

I always say "holly **** I didn't even notice my doors were gone"

The girls in my area get wet over wranglers that have never left the pavement. And they all drive new JK's. If they drive a 4 door, its their dads. If its 2 door, its theirs.

I was talking to this girl who went down south to visit family she told me
'your car would fit right in where we were, there were a million. Except theirs had massive tires and were really high off the ground'
I told her i wanted a lift and big tires and she let me know that it doesnt look good on 'that type of jeep' but it would look good on a wrangler.
I told her when her mariner can race out of a lot and slam into and over a curb (and be fine) that she can talk to me again

That's everywhere

"Are you ever going to be done"
"When are you going to stop working on your stupid car"
"You just ****ed it up"
"Mine can go faster" ("so? Mine can go anywhere. Race you to the top of the rock" is what I said back)

I am THE Cherokee.

Down here its Trucks.