It's the plight of all XJ owners....those dooming words from the auto parts store goose.

"Grand Cherokee?"

Should get a damn sticker made haha

 

hello my name is
______________________
and i do not drive a
"grand" cherokee

Stupid phone took out the caps

 

Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die?

 

So I'm not the only one who compulsively writes that in on those tags... lol

 

"why do you keep replacing parts on that jeep? its not like its a cj6 or something."

 

"So because your going to be gone at basic training this summer. And your going to get paid. Are you going to sell that thing and get something nicer?"

Just got that one yesterday. The answer is no. I will take the money i get. And make it better.

 

Never sell never surrender

 

Hooah!!

 

So after a full weekend of wheeling with some of the craziest Toyotas I have ever seen I've come to realize that though they have 40s and true offload vehicles my Cherokee with 31s can go almost anywhere they can go except crazy hill climbs but favorite one of the weekend,

Vroom vroom I rev up next to a yota him an his 4banger rev up and he says so when ya going to get a real motor and a real 4x4 rig f him

 

I got that too, I actually told my gf who told me that, that I'm getting more upgrades and a second XJ at my duty station

 

I teased a friend when he sold his Jeep and bought a GMC 4x4.
He says "be nice or I'll run your truck over"
I responded with, "as if you could even follow me where I go"

 

My girlfriend said this to me last night:

Gf: my Jetta got way better gas mileage than this!
Me: we'll this is a jeep, and it's a 20 mile trip one way to your house

Gf: yeah but I think you shoulda got a smaller car like my old jetta

Me: what happened to your old Jetta?

Gf: the motor blew up

Her Jetta was 3 years old, my jeep is 14. I'll stick with the jeep

 

X2

 

I was chilling with one of my friends who has an xterra off road edition I told him that when I get my lift put on my xj i would call him up to do some wheeling (because he told me he doesn't take his off road too much) and he goes yeah just call me when you get stuck. I said I'll make sure I kept some tow ropes for when his car gets stuck.

 

A 6-242 is 10x the engine of a 22r. And the 22R is a pretty good engine.
Yotas aren't bad trucks their drivers always seem to be douchebags though.