Things not to say to an xj owner
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From: Colorado Springs
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
Originally Posted by bopeep94
a guy in a yota today....
"jeeps are like tampons, every p***y's got one."
i wanted to punch him.
and the GIRL in his passenger seat sat in his truck for like an hour because she didnt wanna walk in the mud.
this is why i hate girls.
"jeeps are like tampons, every p***y's got one."
i wanted to punch him.
and the GIRL in his passenger seat sat in his truck for like an hour because she didnt wanna walk in the mud.
this is why i hate girls.
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From: Pensacola, FL
Model: Cherokee
Originally Posted by bopeep94
a guy in a yota today....
"jeeps are like tampons, every p***y's got one."
i wanted to punch him.
and the GIRL in his passenger seat sat in his truck for like an hour because she didnt wanna walk in the mud.
this is why i hate girls.
"jeeps are like tampons, every p***y's got one."
i wanted to punch him.
and the GIRL in his passenger seat sat in his truck for like an hour because she didnt wanna walk in the mud.
this is why i hate girls.
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From: Here, There, Everywhere
Year: 1997
Model: Grand Cherokee
Engine: 5.2
Not really a thing you shouldn't say but this was funny. I was on pirate looking at dovenosed xj's and the fiance asked what I was doin I told her I was on pirate4x4 getting a chubby from all the beast xj's. She wanted to know why I would tell her I was looking at **** and I told her no its jeeps and she said what's the difference...
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From: Lantana, Fl
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee (XJ)
Engine: 4.Slow
Originally Posted by krawlthis
Not really a thing you shouldn't say but this was funny. I was on pirate looking at dovenosed xj's and the fiance asked what I was doin I told her I was on pirate4x4 getting a chubby from all the beast xj's. She wanted to know why I would tell her I was looking at **** and I told her no its jeeps and she said what's the difference...
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From: Lantana, Fl
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee (XJ)
Engine: 4.Slow
Originally Posted by bopeep94
a guy in a yota today....
"jeeps are like tampons, every p***y's got one."
i wanted to punch him.
and the GIRL in his passenger seat sat in his truck for like an hour because she didnt wanna walk in the mud.
this is why i hate girls.
"jeeps are like tampons, every p***y's got one."
i wanted to punch him.
and the GIRL in his passenger seat sat in his truck for like an hour because she didnt wanna walk in the mud.
this is why i hate girls.
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From: Maine
Year: 2000
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L I6
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From: Lantana, Fl
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee (XJ)
Engine: 4.Slow
Originally Posted by ivantheigor
Maybe not the best offroad... but the trucks (not tacos, T100 or tundras) are one reliable machine...
Too bad their frames rust out so easily.
Too bad their frames rust out so easily.
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From: California
Year: 1990
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 i6
My friends got a 22r in his lifted yota. I have to say that motor must be bulletproof. We get out after driving for a little while and the coolant is over heating. I swear everytime he drives his coolant over heats, yet the car seems to run perfectly, and it has around probably 300,000+ miles since his speedo was never redialed when it got bigger tires! The only downside is the suspension just kills you from how stiff it is.
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From: Ramona, CA
Year: 1990
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
Originally Posted by NewKindOfClown
"That's expensive. Why do you even want bigger tires?"
"So it'll be more capable off-road. The lift gives me more clearance, and the tires help me drive over stuff. Besides, it's my hobby. When I'm not at work or sleeping, I'm messing with the Jeep."
"Sounds like a big waste of money to me. Why don't you get a new hobby that's productive?"
"Why don't you stop carrying a bottle of vodka in your purse?"
She hasn't talked to me in three days.
"So it'll be more capable off-road. The lift gives me more clearance, and the tires help me drive over stuff. Besides, it's my hobby. When I'm not at work or sleeping, I'm messing with the Jeep."
"Sounds like a big waste of money to me. Why don't you get a new hobby that's productive?"
"Why don't you stop carrying a bottle of vodka in your purse?"
She hasn't talked to me in three days.
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From: Jacksonville, FL
Year: 1998
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 I6 - Headwork, AFE CAI, 3" Magnaflow Pipe on Banks CC Headers
No Rd,
My favorite also... primarily @advanced auto
::walk into auto parts store, and tell them, "I need such and such a part for a '99 Jeep Cherokee, 4 wheel drive, 4.0 inline 6." Their response, "Grand Cherokee or regular?" Did I SAY grand at any point?::
My favorite also... primarily @advanced auto
::walk into auto parts store, and tell them, "I need such and such a part for a '99 Jeep Cherokee, 4 wheel drive, 4.0 inline 6." Their response, "Grand Cherokee or regular?" Did I SAY grand at any point?::
"Why didn't you get a 4runner?"
"Hummer makes the best off road vehicles."
"When are you gonna wash that?"
And my favorite:
::walk into auto parts store, and tell them, "I need such and such a part for a '99 Jeep Cherokee, 4 wheel drive, 4.0 inline 6." Their response, "Grand Cherokee or regular?" Did I SAY grand at any point?::
"Hummer makes the best off road vehicles."
"When are you gonna wash that?"
And my favorite:
::walk into auto parts store, and tell them, "I need such and such a part for a '99 Jeep Cherokee, 4 wheel drive, 4.0 inline 6." Their response, "Grand Cherokee or regular?" Did I SAY grand at any point?::