Here's a jeep related thread for stupid thing people say, or ask. The things that go way beyond it being a jeep thing.
I will start...
Posted an ad for my zj, in it I listed problems and issues
Including that the hatch doesn't stay open
I get a ome line email asking "what do you mean the hatch won't stay open"
How can someone not understand what that means?????

 

heres your sign, tell them come over and will show you!!

 

LOL, i wouldn't even have replied. Then again, if he's that dumb you could convince him your zj is worth a whole bunch of money and sell it for twice its worth haha.

 

I would've invited him over, to stick his head in to find why. The hatch does stay up!

 

he probably just tried to open the rear hatch of another jeep and it fell on the back of his head!
so come on now lets not make to much fun of the dude

 

Just an idea poomwah, but you could go to the JY and get a set of hatch support struts that are good for $20 bucks (or less) and not have to explain the issue to any airheads that can't understand the problem. JMO
Dan

 

That would be simple.

I'm pragmatic enough to say, "You'll find out." Then let the guy get pranged in the back of the head over and over until he gets it sorted.

There are entirely too many people going about who should have escorts for their own safety, and don't. The fact that they're allowed to go about alone worries me...

 

all i gotta say is im allergic to stupid!

 

i have a really bad one for ya. My buddy posted he's selling his Swampers on another site and a guy replied ,What are Swampers? I say, are you serious?

 

Very true. But when you're selling a vehicle cheap and can easily fix a problem, instead of telling people about it and listening to/answering dumb questions, I say fix it first and avoid the idiotic inquiries. JMO
Dan

 

hey ol blue you might have heard this one

*sitting at a gas station in my ramcharger* someguy: hey man nice bronco!

as if the tailgate didnt have dodge ramcharger written on it IN BIG LETTERS.

oh and my fav. me: i got a straight 6 engine. some kid at school:wow is it a hemi!! me:...sure

 

We can put them all together, a straight six hemi bronco with swampers and a hatch that won't stay open

 

It worked out great though, I was telling my father in law about it, he likes a good laugh.
After he got done laughing, he asked if I wanted to trade for his xj

 

Oh yeah, more than a few times. It looked nothing like a bronco IMO.
I miss that truck.

 

'S funny - in Australia, there was indeed an inline six Hemi produced by ChryCo. I think it ran somewhere around 260ci, but don't hold me to it (I haven't looked at specs for the thing in a could of whiles...)