Hahahahaha

 

You Know You Drive An XJ When...

You give your condolences to the H3 drivers, telling them it's not really their fault, and once their trained up good maybe they can drive a REAL XJ one day

 

Or that your sorry they bought an over priced, over built suburban!

 

Or when they get stuck and you say hey I'm the h2/h3 recovery vehicle and they all laugh at you then you hook up and yank them out of a mud hole that a toyota prius. Could have went thru lol.


That reminds me of a time.... Far far back when I had my green xj. I got a phone call on night... " hey can you help us out? Were stuck in the woods with my buddies dodge ram." of course I agreed to help. So I pick my buddy up at the road and headed thru a field full of mud and ruts. Were tooling along and he looks down at my lever for 4x4 and says " DUDE!!! Your not in 4x4 goin thru this stuff?" I said noo why? His response was " we had a he'll of a time but damn I like jeeps. So I get to the truck it's a dodge ram sitting on 44's 22 inch lift buried rear end toy he bumper the kid owning the trucks laughs at me and says " you really think your going to pull me out hahaha yea right" hook me up I said( his front drive shaft broke)



We hooked up I thru it in 4 lo reverse and pulled him out

I said " don't dought my jeep dude"

They called me every time they got stuck

 

You Know You Drive An XJ When:
Your girlfriend breaks up with you because you're spending too much time with the jeep and not her. But it's okay, you just found a new wheeling spot.

 

When you go to log in to your bank account and you type in cherokeeforum.com as ur username.

 

When Cherokee is the password to log onto your school account

 

You know you drive an XJ when you get into another vehicle and are confused by the lack of low-end torque and the ability to travel at highway speeds

 

You know you drive an XJ when you day dream about winning the lottery n wondering how you could spend all of it on your XJ.
Atleast thats what I think about lol

 

You know you drive an xj when you say xj and noone knows what you mean.

 

I have a dream xj but when I can build infused won't be any left

 

YKYDAXJ when you are loading it up for work for the day and your buddy says can we take the doors off...please.

 

when ur goin to school and the olny part u hate about it is that u cant drive ur xj there cause of how far it is

 

YKYDAXJW you live in a crazy world where everyone you know thinks you're crazy because all you think about,talk about and spend money on is your XJ. Then you log on to CF.com and everything and everyone seems sane and normal!

 

Thats the truest thing I have ever heard!