when your power goes out from a storm and it gets super hot in the house so you go pop the back hatch n pass out, true story did it lastnight lol

 

Ykydaxj when your smart phone home window is cf app and the test are auto part stores, and junk yards

 

It was prolly the best pancake i've ever ate. Lol.

Mix your pancake batter up and pour part of it into a squirt bottle, like a restaurant ketchup bottle. Draw your pic (pref an XJ) and let it sit for about 8seconds until it starts to bubble. Then drop a big scoop of pancake batter on top of your drawing. Cook, flip, cook. Simple. Since your drawing was there longer it cooks a little more.

I do this for my FD during our pancake supper. 'cept i do a maltese cross.

 

Ykydaxj when you notice on your way to the bathroom a posilock d44 Haha!


Sorry can't flip it on my phone

 

You know you drive an xj when. You hit a bump in the road and realize you ran over a smart car lol

 

Ykydaxjw, if someone touches your jeep you automatically turn into a ninja!

 

Ykydaxjw someone threatens to key your xj and you laugh because it would match the rest of the scratch, then get a serious face and say. " touch my jeep and you'll find it parked on your hood."

 

I was on break and I saw some guy checking out my rig, and looking at my tools chilling in the back seat, I walked over while he was still looking and asked him if he likes what he sees, he didn't say a word just walked away...

 

I hear ya there i have tons of tools in the back and it woulx be a bad day if some went missing

 

You should have played dumb and been like "oh nice jeep, what year is it. Catch the ***k in a lie maybe

 

Should have camped out and watched. I think id get more joy beating my tools out of his hands

 

I think this is a more realistic way to put it.

 

I wasn't willing to sacrfice my window, or worse just to catch him. But I moved all my tools under the shelf in the back now. And I park right up front when I can

 

This is the way I see it also and would love to catch somebody messing with my Jeep

But this is the realistic way cause after the guy is limping away I'm stuck with buying glass and let's face it, it only takes 7 mins to break in our old vehicles through the lock cylinder

 

See but here is the difference between you and i. I dont care how many windows somebody breakes(except the front I just bought that one), and I have no front doors, ever. They are in the garage collecting dust. And yes, even doorless in the rain.