Yep, this phone is notorious for "correcting" my phrases. you should have seen the conversation I had with my grandfather about "clocks"

ykydaxj when you dont care how little space there is to get into the turn lane, a curb is not going to be a problem

 

When you have also mastered the art of reaching back to roll it up 1/4 turn, while holding your drink due to lack of cup holders, and keeping her in line on a windy day flying down the highway at 75mph. Lol

 

YKYDAXJ when a slight wind turns your XJ into a sailboat

 

YKYDAXJ When after someone flies around you and cuts you off in their little car you smirk at the thought of knowing you could literally run over their car

 

When your friend's XJ won't start and he replaces a faulty coil, and you joke that its the crank sensor. New coil, no start. Guess what-It was the crank sensor.

 

When little kids mistake it for a hummer.
Today, there was a kid at the crosswalk that yelled, "hey that hummer is lifted" while pointing at my Jeep.

 

^^^ thats when you give all of them a learning experience teach them the way

 

...or run them over next time you see them. You're lifted. If they're quick enough to lay flat, they'll be safe. Survival of the fittest.

 

Haha that's awesome. I just thought it was cool that he was smart enough to know that it was lifted, so I smiled and drove off. He was probably only 7 years old. I should have told him it was a Jeep though.

 

Lol

 

Well I had the misfortune of seeing a lifted 1st gen liberty with stock tires and no decals or anything just what looked to be a 3" lift

 

SFA conversion or did it still have IFS?

 

I'm mad I couldn't see he was goin in the opposite direction. Worst part I've never seen him in the island before so if I come across it again ima crawl under an look

 

You know you drive an xj when every dirt lot you pass you want to destroy! lol

 

I tore through a cornfield