ykydaxjw you get 15mpg and think buying something else cheaper on gas is out of the question
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ykydaxjw your friends tell you wronglers are better and you should get one instead of a new xj and you kick 'em to the curb

 

I wouldn't own a wrongler unless its giving to me

 

you know you drive an xj when there is a mound of dirt under your car and all u did is move the bumper

 

YKYDAXJW you had to leave it at the shop, you look out the window to see its not in it's spot, you throw on some Barry Manalow and think about the good times you had... And it comes home tomorrow. xp

 

you know you own an XJ when your paycheck is gone and your wallets empty from buying another tank of gas and new mods and dont care one bit theres no buying fast (drunk) food till next pay period

 

YKYDAXJW your fuel gauge is also your happy/sad gauge.

 

X2. If its full I'm always in a good mood.

 

YKYDAXJW You use your stack of fuel reciepts to wedge between the a/c vents so they wont vibrate while driving from your big a%& mud tires

 

YKYDAXJW your anti-theft is your NSS

 

When you get stuff sold, and fantasize about what your gonna order!

 

I just bought a club lol. And my ignition is weird so good luck with that

 

Well my NSS took a c**p it seems cause she only starts when you touch her just right. Any thief wouldn't be able to figure her out lol

 

Now that is security!!! Our jeeps have got minds of their own

 

Yes, yes they do. That's what I get for lookin for the dirtiest deepest puddle this past storm

 

Ykydaxjw you get a large sweet tea from MCDonald's and realize you don't have any cup holders