My fav excuse.

 

HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA
so epic.

 

When u constantly make excuses to drive it

 

I have 2 cherokees and both were on loan to family/friends this last 2 weeks. I probably wont get out of the Jeep for the whole weekend! Thats my excuse.

 

My big plans for the weekend include, dragging the new trailer to the dump with my XJ! Sounds fun, huh? I'm excited.

 

Probably more than I'm gonna do this weekend. If the weather gets a lil better I wanna fix my undercarriage lining and hardwire te inverter finally.

 

Ykydaxj when you're the only one that doesn't freak out over speed wobbles

 

Actually got scared of a wobble today. My uncle has this rusted out '85 ford escort with well over 300k miles and all four tires have slipped belts, the bald spots on the tires told me how bad they really were...YKYDAXJW you compare all the wobbles, shakes and rattles to what you normally hear in your XJ. At least until he tells me to "Hold the door tightly, it comes loose at 60." And he has no floorboards.

 

**** that sound fun not!

 

Practice your welding on it for him

 

I really don't think there's enough metal to gain a foot hold. One would be an expert after that one...if only I could have taken pics...

 

I use to be a car salesmen and you wouldn't believe some cars I saw I saw a lifted taco and there really wasn't a floor the seats were mounted on tube from the roll cage and we called it the flinstone truck

 

Sounds right, thine eyes will be opened...wide...

 

...When you get super excited b/c you parked and achieved your fattest flex to date, so you get out and take pictures while ppl walk by staring at you complexed of what the big deal is.
They just don't understand...
::shakes head::

 

When your dad says we should take his G37 because it has an "independent" differential. *insert face palm