when you test out your flex on a pile of railroad ties in your yard. and you dd is smaller than your jeep

 

ya thats not funny i have one of those!!!!

 

Its like I'm on the indiana jones ride at disneyland! soooo if I put it that way my jeep basically becomes the happiest place on earth anyways ynydaxj when you will do more things in you 2wd xj then your friends will in their 4x4 blazers ect...

 

Lol well sell it and get a HO... Just kidding, world record jeep Cherokee with highest mileage has 620k and is a renix 5-speed with nv3550 and atlas transfer case. Stock factory everything besides that, original engine. Pristine shape. This was in the states hottest summer in recorded history mind you as well.

 

When u don't do routine maintenance on specific parts so u have no choice but to upgrade em lol

When ur exhaust breaks and u don't fix it cus it sounds frikin awesome straight piped !!!

 

Or when you don't fix it and your center console becomes your new tailpipe

 

Wait...these things have rear brakes? :O
When you can do an awesome burnout because your brakes work like a line lock, and trying to drive anything with better brakes on snow is scary because a slight tap to you locks the brakes up.

 

mine broke off where the muffler and the cat meet, went over a speed bump kinda fast to catch up to my brother in the parking lot and had my music blasting so I didn't notice at first till i started to slow down and turned the music down and I heard it rumbling I was like wtf!!....cool!!

 

When you come home from wheeling and your truck has a bit of dirt on it and everyone says WASH YOUR TRUCK ITS SOOOOOO DIRTY.

And you just laugh and say, this? it looks f*cking clean!

 

you get irritated when people call your xj a truck.... no offense to those who call them trucks just don't call mine a truck lol

 

Yea. I've been driving around with no tailpipe or muffler for last week and its loud as hell. Almost sounds like a diesel. I get a lot of stares and weird looks and whenever I go by a ricer or something I rev it a couple times

 

When your exhaust breaks and your friends call it "The rolling gas chamber".
When you drive down the road moving the steering wheel like in a "B" movie.
When your rear hatch holder upper is a broom stick.
When it's the ugliest car you own and you still pick it to drive to work or to the store.
When you love to fix all the stuff that is broken and you can't wait till the next trip to the JYard.
When you get it all fixed up and painted and it looks, runs and drives kick A$$.

 

Especially at the U-Pull It yard, they charge more for truck parts. I have had to tell them a few times it is not a truck because they were trying to charge me more for the parts. lol

 

My exhaust fell off about 2 years ago and I "never got around" to putting it back on haha

 

When you steal the garden hose and leave it in the driveway to have easy access to cleaning out the mud from your rims. No one enjoys the death wobble.