You know you drive an XJ when you consider mud to be a good body wax.

You know you drive an XJ when you think mud accents the rest of the exterior and improves the look of the 20 year old interior!

 

I like that i think it applies to me

 

When someone asks to see a pic of ur xj and you have to show them one when it's covered in mud or flexing

 

Got mine last Friday had to look in 3 different xjs before I found it

 

When your tripping over parts(some new/some broke) scattered all over your living room in the AM. while getting ready for work.(every day....)

 

X2 but when trying to walk through the garage

 

You know you drive a xj when have to park on top of things even if it means your girlfriend has to get out in 4 feet of snow

 

X2. I was parked at a sick angle once and my gf would get out until I found a "real" spot

 

I'm trying to "hide" any spare parts and pieces under the bed and in closet so my gf wont see them even though let's face it she knows they're there and she will keep that as ammo so when a fight breaks out she's gonna use that in the argument

 

When your friends call you and say they need to e pulled out of water and the xj gets the job done in no time.

 

When a guy asks you if you got a big chevy to tow your friends jeep home? Me reply was "no ill just use my stock jeep." As they watched me pull my friend's xj up a hill with over foot of snow on the ground.

 

You know you drive an XJ when you hear more, worse noises from the Jeep on the road than you do off road.

 

When your friend would rather ride in your XJ than his 06 F150 Lariat 4x4 because he knows his truck can't keep up.

 

You know you drive an xj when you pull and replace the starter in the frisbee golf course parking lot cuz your without it we ain't goin home.

 

When you spill coffee on the center console because you don't have any cupholders.