Ykydaxjw ur gf falls 3 out of 4 times she gets out of the vehicle

 

Looks like my history notes. What's it with learning about the Roman empire that makes us want to draw XJs?

 

Ykydaxjw your wife had to practice getting in an out with her bridesmaids dress on so she wouldn't fall out when she got to her friends wedding

 

The columns in your grille?

 

you know you drive an XJ when you first buy it and stay up all night watching other xjs offroading then ordering all your mods on impulse

 

YKYDAXJW everybody thinks your Jeep is boosted because you can't go up one hill in your neighborhood in the rain without roasting the tires and having your bored throttle body whistle the whole way.

YKYDAXJW you aren't afraid to drive highway speed with a bad u joint because you've broken enough shafts that you're used to it.

YKYDAXJW your windows have more fog inside than they do outside because your door seals are shot.

 

so true...

 

Ykydaxjw you get a new lift and u cant wait to use it so u go mudding in the bayou behind ur house and get it stuck. happened yesterday

 

I flexed my Jeep on the stone wall in front of my house and got "stuck". If I wasn't on my nice front yard I could have throttled out but i was trying not to tear it all up.

 

drive an XJ when you go to put stuff in the rear and you have got to have the vise grips on standby (rear shocks)

 

Wha?

YKYDAXJW the noises and shouts from your lift install, makes family members belive your vehicle fell on you.

 

lol well mine anyway, the rear hatch shocks are shot and im to tight to $40 bucks on a set so when i lift it i grip it lmao

 

Ykydaxj when on a 30 minute trip out of town you see 2 trashed xj's and feel bad cuz ya can't take them home and give them the attention they deserve.

 

When you get a 93 on a 5 paragraph persuasive essay on jeep cherokees.

 

Very nice!