New Jeep Vocabulary

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Mar 17, 2011 | 12:52 PM
  #76  
Quote: jeepafeeliac- Those random strangers that like feeling up your jeep in
parking lots. Especially the tires.

Usage- Me- Did you see that guy rubbing my jeep?
you- Ya there's alot of jeepafeeliacs on this side of town


Yea I came out of the store last summer and there was an old couple just standing beside my cherokee looking like they where about to have a heart attack... My cherokee, boat on trailer and kayak on top were all just covered in mud.... lol
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Mar 17, 2011 | 01:39 PM
  #77  
for your consideration.

Jeepmarks; you leave these in your skivies, when you nose over a steep drop and your a$$ end comes of the ground a bit. your p***schute puckers a bit, and you make this face >

Jeeprash; the scrapes, scratches, burns, bumps and welts you recieve while working on your jeep. Jeeprashes are typacilly followed by a barage of-

Jeepfanity. I.E. GOD-JEEP-IT, YOU ******-JEEPIN, SON-OF-A-JEEP-SUCKIN-JEEPSTARD, THAT JEEPIN HURT!!! JEEEEP! would you please hand me a clean rag and a beer.
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Mar 17, 2011 | 02:16 PM
  #78  
just thought of one more:

JEEPED: used as a past-tence verb when you crawl over an obsticle that the yota driver just couldnt manage.

Ex; you just got JEEPED!
Ex; "hey hun, how was your day?"
"Lame! I couldn't get my toyota through this obsticle, and some dude in an xj showed up and JEEPED all over me."
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Mar 17, 2011 | 09:02 PM
  #79  
Jeeping Baptism
Quote: Jeeptism- 1. ceremonial act of enlightening someone about "the Jeep thing" with their very first wheeling adventure
2. Taking your 16 yo out into the jeeproads and handing over the keys to his/her first Jeep to be JEEPTISED
Well done! I can't thank you enough for revising the definition to Jeeptism. As hard as I tried, I just couldn't phrase it the right way.

I think your definition's Jeeptastic, or better yet, Jeepsational! We now have a definition worthy of the Jeepopedia. OR, since it's associated with a sacrament, should it be more worthy of the Jeepspel?
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Mar 17, 2011 | 09:16 PM
  #80  
Quote: for your consideration.

Jeepmarks; you leave these in your skivies, when you nose over a steep drop and your a$$ end comes of the ground a bit. your p***schute puckers a bit, and you make this face >

Jeeprash; the scrapes, scratches, burns, bumps and welts you recieve while working on your jeep. Jeeprashes are typacilly followed by a barage of-

Jeepfanity. I.E. GOD-JEEP-IT, YOU ******-JEEPIN, SON-OF-A-JEEP-SUCKIN-JEEPSTARD, THAT JEEPIN HURT!!! JEEEEP! would you please hand me a clean rag and a beer.
ROTFLMAO!!! A whole new level of Jeeplets has been established!!! Name your poison brother 'cuz I want to buy you a dozen of those!
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Mar 17, 2011 | 09:31 PM
  #81  
Quote: for your consideration.

Jeepmarks; you leave these in your skivies, when you nose over a steep drop and your a$$ end comes of the ground a bit. your p***schute puckers a bit, and you make this face >

Jeeprash; the scrapes, scratches, burns, bumps and welts you recieve while working on your jeep. Jeeprashes are typacilly followed by a barage of-

Jeepfanity. I.E. GOD-JEEP-IT, YOU ******-JEEPIN, SON-OF-A-JEEP-SUCKIN-JEEPSTARD, THAT JEEPIN HURT!!! JEEEEP! would you please hand me a clean rag and a beer.
I may be a youth pastor, but I have to name this one of the Top 10 Posts of CF! Absolutely hilarious!
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Mar 17, 2011 | 10:21 PM
  #82  
Jeeplasm- jeep malignant neoplasm i.e jeep cancer; the uncontrollable cancerous rust that likes to form on jeeps, generally found around the rockers and floor boards.
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Mar 18, 2011 | 12:45 AM
  #83  
... someone needs to add these words to wikipedia...
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Mar 18, 2011 | 03:21 AM
  #84  
Quote: ROTFLMAO!!! A whole new level of Jeeplets has been established!!! Name your poison brother 'cuz I want to buy you a dozen of those!
well I'm a burbon guy, but I'll drink any beer you put infront of me
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Mar 19, 2011 | 02:08 AM
  #85  
Jeepvoy : A convoy of Jeeps, usually on their way to, or from, a trail.
"Me and my neighbor's KJ formed a Jeepvoy out to Cibolo Creek"
"I passed by ,and waved at, a Jeepvoy 20 Axles (10 Jeeps) long!"
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Mar 19, 2011 | 07:01 AM
  #86  
Quote: ... someone needs to add these words to wikipedia...
Compiling the lexicon of Jeeplets - there's a lot more Jeepinology yet to come...
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Mar 20, 2011 | 11:24 PM
  #87  
Thought of some on my way home from work:

Jeepochondriac - A Jeep owner who, upon reading tech related threads on a forum, begins to think that his/her Jeep has the same issues they read about earlier.

Jeepophile - A person who loves Jeeps a little toooo much . . .
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Mar 21, 2011 | 08:31 AM
  #88  
Jeeperation: Suffering a separation from your Jeep.

I'm struggling with Jeeperation because I went to Cape Cod with my wife and we took her car. (Really - I'm going crazy - I'm spotting Cherokees everywhere I look - and she's getting pissed at me - says I'm obsessed!)
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Mar 22, 2011 | 10:28 PM
  #89  
Jeepuneral - a coming together of Jeepers to mourn the loss of a follow Jeeper's Jeep.

Jeepostle - a Jeeper who has witnessed a Jeep come back from the dead.
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Mar 25, 2011 | 08:39 PM
  #90  
Time to bring it up a notch...

Jeepnorance: Not understanding the Jeep thing.

Ajeepitated: Angered/agitated because those that don't understand the Jeep thing continue to demonstrate their Jeepnorance, even after you've exposed them to the Jeep thing.

Unjeepnified: A jeeper's behavior when ajeepnitated (a guilty pleasure).
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