The "Jeep Thing"- when you become addicted to Jeeps and now tell people who don't understand, that its a Jeep Thing. Symptoms include prefering to drive on the dirt shoulder, parking far away to park in snow piles, excessive money spending, and a burning sensation when you pee.

 

Well then, I guess there must also be Jeepatory.

 

I don't know. You're right and all but somehow this one seems to belong under the "ykydaxjw" thread...

 

YES! props dude

 

That's for those who have sold their Jeep and now drive a different make of vehicle

 

Jeeporrhoids: condition resulting from spending waaay too much time in the driver's seat of your heep.

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Chairjeeper- One who lives on forums and never actually off-roads. People will eventually wonder if that person even owns a Jeep.

 

Jeepmare. When you wake up thinking something on your jeep has broken

 

Jeepaholic a jeep that uses to many fluides
Or
A jeep owner that spends to much time with his/her jeep and not their family

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Premature jeepulation when your jeep has to go to the big jy in the sky earlyer than you want
Or
when parts break sooner than expected

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Malljeep: A Jeep of any model that has every chrome dodad that can be bolted, screwed, and glued onto the body, sports 22" wheels with shiney low profile tires. Can be seen cruising the local shopping mall with an ethnic minority behind the wheel. It will mosy likely have a "Raider Nation" decal on the back window. The driver of such Jeep would rather have a "blinged" out Hummer H2, or a "pimped" out Esclanade.

Jeep-in-off: The act of pleasuring one's self while looking at pictures of Jeeps.

Jeeporn: Photos of Jeeps doing what they do best.

 

Jeeping the act of driving a jeep on something other than road

 

Jeepochondria: Always worrying that there's something wrong, or about to go wrong, with your Jeep.

 

Jeepography- 1: A story involving a Jeep's life.
2: Terrain made for a Jeep.

 

Jeepanthropy: Love of Jeepkind.

...inspired by the story of Anya.