If I wheeled and dented the **** out of my parents' 330 powered f250 they would probably kill me..

But I supposed if he drives a Hummer there's probably enough "stupid" money to go around.

Those 3/4 ton Fords are so freaking heavy, you have to put BIG meats on them before they're good for any kind of real off roading.

 

yeah pretty sure the family dropped 17 grand on the hummer... and 3/4 ton? pretty sure my jeep is around 2 tons. typo? btw this was his dad's OLD v10 f250... old being 2006 range... his new one being 08-09 range... lotsa money :P

 

wow. I wish my parents loved me that much..
About the 3/4 ton thing:
3/4 ton is the designation for the class of truck. It's the same size as a Chevy 2500, a Dodge 2500, etc. f150's and 1500's are considered "1/2 tons" and f350's and 3500's are considered 1 tons. I have yet to find out why.

The Fords especially, are pretty heavy, so they're really not great at anything that you can't go ***** to the wall while you're doing it.

 

Now how did that get there

 

oh alrighty well that clears that up! i did a quick google search and those puppies are about 7000 pounds... thats a helluva lot of weight! it didn't do very good in the creek

 

I thought they were mostly Mexican...