this is the best one yet

 

Good one haha

 

If you don't enjoy endless threads about 160, 180 & 190 degree thermostats or how much morsepower you'll gain by removing your cat, don't buy an XJ.

 

I am 6'3" and fit very comfortably in my XJ. :-)

 

If you like a/c that doesnt smell like **** everytime you turn it on.... dont buy an xj

If you like having power windows that DONT sound like a jack hammer when you roll them down......DO NOT buy an xj

 

If you like not having to put 6 off road lights on your car just to see at dusk don't buy and XJ

 

if you like rocker panels, dont buy an xj

 

Haha that is awesome

 

X2

 

if you dont like big tires dont buy an xj

 

Looking at my own knuckles........I agree. I have started thinking my Jeep is demonically possessed and loves the taste of human flesh. *****-goddess from hell! But I love her. She's my Succubus.

Actually considering personalized plates: 666cnbl

 

how much do you weigh? i've seen some big dudes in XJ's, looks like the jeep was built around them...

i got almost 500k on a 4.0 HO. with minimal leakage, no puddles on the grass.

i love you guys <really im just releaved that im not alone>

if you cant afford a 30" lift, buy an XJ.

 

If you don't like the check engine light on cylinder 3 miss-fire, don't buy a 01 xj.

 

if you hate having a muddy car dont buy an xj

 

If you hate people bugging you to pull them out don't buy an XJ. Or do it and charge them 10 bucks.