Yea this

The only thing that leaks in my driveway is my wifes PT. Cruiser. I park in the ditch if I get a leak.

 

If you don't like to drill holes in your floor to fix the broken bolt for our shocks.....don't buy an XJ

If you don't like fixing little problems in parking lots....don't buy an XJ

If you like to keep the stuff you accidently left on the roof...buy an XJ

If you like to catch every single tree branch in your window on a trail....DO buy an XJ
mine must attract them or something

 

if you dont like wheeling in mud dont buy an xj
if you dont like washing it dont buy an xj

 

Very much this.

 

Add my 90 to the list of no oil leaks and it has 202000 miles.

 

Whats a government package XJ?

 

Whew, just made it! 6' 1-3/4"! lol.

I've gotta get that vid uploaded... Last time I had the Deathjeep out it was topless and doorless, and I've seen a few others do it. (Alas, it is to be parted out).

LOL about the station wagon thing... first XJ I bought was at auction. I was trying to tell my friend what I'd gotten, and got blasted for buying a 'family car' when I described it as a station wagon thing, since it didn't really look like a Yukon or Exploder. Well, it aint no subaru either!

Amen! Same goes for 'yotas. My cousin is still braggin on my stocker XJ keeping up with his built 'yota, and doesn't know how it does it!

 

if you find roads, confining. buy an XJ

if you dont mind, squishing kids toys in the driveway. buy an XJ

if you like hauling cars on a trailor, dont buy an XJ

if you fantisize about destroying hatchbacks with 4" muffler pipes. you better not buy an XJ. <legal fees and all that>

we need some pros too.

 

My cruise control actually works but i dont use because with my stock gear and 32s at highways speeds cant decide what fricken gear it wants to be in . . .baaaaaabuuuuuuubaaaaaaabuuuuuuu and so on

 

According to the US government and Chrysler VIN number database it's the following codes..
4FD Domestic Government Bid Units
1AMS Federal Govt. Bid- U.S.
and my personal favorite to try and find...
BASS 124 Amp ALternator.

I copied these off my VIN build sheet that i had the dealership pull up and print for me. Took me a year and going swimming in it to find all of the random wires that were left in it from lights and radio's. The people at Chrysler claim that it's a standard fleet and California Highway patrol ( it was sent to Cali so I contacted them ) it's a special fleet package only for law enforcement. I will try to put the whole build sheet up in my pic's.

 

My 95 never had an oil leak and i got 158xxx but i did have to fix a coolant leak. Stupid plastic heater control valve..... anyway

If you plan on driving a getaway car.... Don't buy an XJ

 

If you don’t like busting rear outer front seat bolts trying to remove them, DON’T BUY AN XJ

(broke BOTH the driver and pass seat ones……gonna need my buddy to drill out and retap)

 

never thought this would go this far. this is great keep em coming!

 

moved to Chat

 

1997 168k and going strong. No leaks of any sort and all of the original electronics still function as intended. (It has factory manual windows and locks, so that helps.)

If you can't fathom that the vacuum leak you're looking for is probably under the dash - Don't buy an XJ.