The "Before you can own an XJ" manual
Junior Member
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 73
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Model: Cherokee
If you dont want a mysterious popping sound in your front end dont buy a xj
If you dont like hitting your head on the liftgate in the winter dont buy a xj
If you dont like strange smells coming from the interior dont buy a xj
If your wife hates your xj push her out of it and buy another xj with the insurance money
If you dont like hitting your head on the liftgate in the winter dont buy a xj
If you dont like strange smells coming from the interior dont buy a xj
If your wife hates your xj push her out of it and buy another xj with the insurance money
Newbie
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 26
Likes: 0
From: Pell City, AL
Year: 1997
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
if your a fan of body lifts dont by an xj
if you dont want mud/dirt on the back of your pants leg dont by an xj
if your worried about your carbon foot print dont by an xj
if you dont want mud/dirt on the back of your pants leg dont by an xj
if your worried about your carbon foot print dont by an xj
Member
Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 240
Likes: 0
From: Frederick, MD
Year: 2000
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L Straight six
-If you prefer to get rusty bolts off by turning to the left... Dont buy an XJ.
-If you dont like bedliner... Dont buy an XJ.
-If you dont wanna cut up your Jeep to fit bigger tires... Dont buy an XJ... Better yet... Buy a JK
-If you dont like bedliner... Dont buy an XJ.
-If you dont wanna cut up your Jeep to fit bigger tires... Dont buy an XJ... Better yet... Buy a JK
Seasoned Member
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 360
Likes: 0
From: Central Washington
Year: 91 xj, 93 xj, 93 zj, 94 zj
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 2x I6, 2x v8
If you don't like finding a replacement drivers side seat belt clasp, don't buy an XJ.
If you don't like having to wiggle the gearshift to get the thing to start, don't buy an automatic XJ.
If you like having a full size spare in the spare tire carrier, don't buy a cherokee or grand cherokee! (that goes for a spare you can acually use on the ZJ if you can't take it out of 4WD)
If you don't like having to wiggle the gearshift to get the thing to start, don't buy an automatic XJ.
If you like having a full size spare in the spare tire carrier, don't buy a cherokee or grand cherokee! (that goes for a spare you can acually use on the ZJ if you can't take it out of 4WD)
Member
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 213
Likes: 0
From: Williamsport PA
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 Liter H.O
- if you dont own a welder, dont buy an XJ
- if you dont like cults, dont buy an XJ
- if your over 6' 2" dont buy an XJ
- if you like taking turns at high speeds, dont buy an XJ
- if you like to talk to your passengers with out yelling, dont buy an XJ
- if you dont like cults, dont buy an XJ
- if your over 6' 2" dont buy an XJ
- if you like taking turns at high speeds, dont buy an XJ
- if you like to talk to your passengers with out yelling, dont buy an XJ
Member
Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 240
Likes: 0
From: Frederick, MD
Year: 2000
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L Straight six
If you don't like finding a replacement drivers side seat belt clasp, don't buy an XJ.
If you don't like having to wiggle the gearshift to get the thing to start, don't buy an automatic XJ.
If you like having a full size spare in the spare tire carrier, don't buy a cherokee or grand cherokee! (that goes for a spare you can acually use on the ZJ if you can't take it out of 4WD)
If you don't like having to wiggle the gearshift to get the thing to start, don't buy an automatic XJ.
If you like having a full size spare in the spare tire carrier, don't buy a cherokee or grand cherokee! (that goes for a spare you can acually use on the ZJ if you can't take it out of 4WD)
I have a full size spare...
Member
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 213
Likes: 0
From: Williamsport PA
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 Liter H.O
- if you like to have a headliner, dont buy an XJ
- if you dont like seat covers, dont buy an XJ
- if you like driving people around, dont buy a 2 door XJ
- If you want to drive doorless, dont buy an XJ
- if you dont like exhaust work, dont buy an XJ
- if you dont like seat covers, dont buy an XJ
- if you like driving people around, dont buy a 2 door XJ
- If you want to drive doorless, dont buy an XJ
- if you dont like exhaust work, dont buy an XJ