The "Before you can own an XJ" manual
CF Veteran
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From: Florence SC
Year: 1996
Engine: 4.0
if you want a frame -don't buy an XJ
if you get frustrated easily -don't buy an XJ
If your a social person that likes to hang out with people that dont have XJs- don't buy an XJ
if you get frustrated easily -don't buy an XJ
If your a social person that likes to hang out with people that dont have XJs- don't buy an XJ
Seasoned Member
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 287
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From: Vail, CO
Year: 2000
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
If you don't want to tell your friends to shut up every other hour in your XJ because you think you heard a new noise from it. - Dont buy an XJ
If you plan on putting 20" wheels on your XJ - You F**** better not buy an XJ or I will T bone your *** (have seen a couple up here in the rockies for some reason)
If you plan on putting 20" wheels on your XJ - You F**** better not buy an XJ or I will T bone your *** (have seen a couple up here in the rockies for some reason)
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Posts: 6,328
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From: SLC, UT
Year: 1989 2 door
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
Registered Users
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Posts: 1,371
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From: morrisonville ny
Year: 2000 @ 1994 givin away
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
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Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 61
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From: Dingmans Ferry, PA
Year: 1995
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 High Output
add me to the no drips AND no sludge list
anyway....if you dont like heated floors, dont buy an xj
if you dont get worried when a noise goes AWAY, dont buy an xj
if you're not counting down the miles until you engine blows up so you have a reason to do a 4.7 stroker, dont buy an xj
anyway....if you dont like heated floors, dont buy an xj
if you dont get worried when a noise goes AWAY, dont buy an xj
if you're not counting down the miles until you engine blows up so you have a reason to do a 4.7 stroker, dont buy an xj
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From: Hanover,Ont, Canada
Year: 1991
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.o
if you're not counting down the miles until you engine blows up so you have a reason to do a 4.7 stroker, dont buy an xj
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lol ,so true!
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lol ,so true!
Last edited by captainwoot; Aug 27, 2010 at 11:24 PM.
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From: Kalamazoo, MI
if you worry about overheating problems.. dont buy an xj!
if you dont have a plan for an xj before you buy one.. dont by an xj
if your woman likes it when your not in the garage.. dont buy an xj
if you dont have a garage.. dont buy an xj
if you dont have an extra 2 feet (give or take a luggage basket) of clearance in your garage.. dont buy an xj
if you dont have a plan for an xj before you buy one.. dont by an xj
if your woman likes it when your not in the garage.. dont buy an xj
if you dont have a garage.. dont buy an xj
if you dont have an extra 2 feet (give or take a luggage basket) of clearance in your garage.. dont buy an xj
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From: Frederick, MD
Year: 2000
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L Straight six
haha thanks man. I know ill probably get alot of crap for it, but it goes beyond the jeep thing for me. ever if i hate XJ's in many years, there was always that one. dont get me wrong there was a degree of stupidity involved but hey, does a genius purposely bomb it through a mud pit cause its fun? I still think it was worth it
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From: papillion nebraska
Year: 1992
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
if you dont like correcting people when they call your jeep a CAR! and not a JEEP!!!! dont buy an XJ
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Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 871
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From: Port Orange, FL
Year: 1993, 1994
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L HO
If you like having room in your garage, don't buy an XJ (2 XJs and a motorcycle do NOT fit in a 2 car garage 
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If you don't like buying tools, don't buy an XJ
If you want to impress the people at work, don't buy an XJ
If you think that everyone needs to do their part to reduce oil consumption to reduce our dependency on the middle east, don't buy an XJ. What it doesn't burn, it'll leak.
If you like to freak your passengers out, buy an XJ (bad shocks + highway speeds = Fun!)
)If you don't like buying tools, don't buy an XJ
If you want to impress the people at work, don't buy an XJ
If you think that everyone needs to do their part to reduce oil consumption to reduce our dependency on the middle east, don't buy an XJ. What it doesn't burn, it'll leak.
If you like to freak your passengers out, buy an XJ (bad shocks + highway speeds = Fun!)
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Senior Member
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 541
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From: North Carolina
Year: 2001
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 inline 6
I am loving this no oil leak list. You guys need to teach me how to get my 190k original 4.0 motor and trans not to leak a single drip of something on the ground. It would be a miracle!!!
Junior Member
Joined: Aug 2010
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From: Northern Utah
Year: 1992
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
If you're ex wife has a penchant for getting her child support late ... don't buy an XJ.
Kidding of course ...
Despite this thread I'm relatively leak free nor in-debt due to my XJ (knocking on wood).
Kidding of course ...
Despite this thread I'm relatively leak free nor in-debt due to my XJ (knocking on wood).