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Old Dec 17, 2010 | 05:48 AM
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Originally Posted by shadowlm15

if you dont have a plan for an xj before you buy one.. dont by an xj

if you dont have a garage.. dont buy an xj

I don't have a garage and didn't have plans for my XJ when I bought it.
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Old Dec 17, 2010 | 06:10 AM
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if you dont like being stared at by all drivers when in town dont buy an xj
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Old Dec 26, 2010 | 10:33 PM
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If you like to get stuck in winter time.... Don't buy an XJ

If you don't like to have fun, please but please never buy an XJ

Last edited by Lion; Dec 27, 2010 at 09:09 AM.
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Old Dec 27, 2010 | 08:58 PM
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If you cant handle the addicting urge to spend money on accessories.. Dont by an XJ
If you want great gas mileage.. Dont by an XJ
If you dont like speaks and rattles.. Dont by an XJ
If you wanna go through random mude holes, go off road and see if you can make it up the biggest hill just for the fun of it.. Do by an XJ
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Old Dec 28, 2010 | 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Irongrave

if you get frustrated easily -don't buy an XJ

bahaha, I've been there many times.
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Old Dec 30, 2010 | 08:57 PM
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if you like body lifts... dont by an XJ!
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Old Dec 30, 2010 | 10:06 PM
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If you want a vehicle that will make girls throw their panties at you, don't buy an XJ.
Someone needs to clean up their rig, lol
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Old Jan 5, 2011 | 12:14 PM
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if you would rather go around something rather than run it over..... dont buy a xj
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Old Jan 5, 2011 | 12:27 PM
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If you like listening to music through your front speakers, don't buy an XJ.
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Old Jan 5, 2011 | 12:37 PM
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If your definition of 'FIX' doesn't include the phrase "wing it", do NOT buy an XJ
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Old Jan 9, 2011 | 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Spunkmeyer
If you like listening to music through your front speakers, don't buy an XJ.

If you actually want to hear your radio going down the e-way without it sounding like crap cause its turned up so loud...dont buy an XJ
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Old Jan 9, 2011 | 07:07 PM
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If you don't own a Torx set.....don't buy an XJ.
If you don't wanna get addicted than don't buy an XJ.
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Old Jan 9, 2011 | 07:08 PM
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If you plan on laying rifles besides SBRs in your cargo bay. Don't buy a XJ

If you don't like mud, blood and rust in your eyes. Don't buy an XJ.

If you don't want to be on a first name basis with every gas jockey in the tri state area. Don't buy a XJ.

If your afraid to break something to fix it. Don't buy a XJ.

If weekend mornings at the junk yard are not your thing. Don't buy a XJ.

If you don't know what a BFH is. Don't buy an XJ.

If you think headlights should be brighter then a birthday candle. Don't buy an XJ.

If you never used an easy out. Don't buy an XJ.

If you don't think PB blaster and grease taste better then lunch on the weekends. Don't buy a XJ.

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Old Jan 9, 2011 | 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Diesel
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I wish I had read this before I bought mine, lol.

I'm always putting my coffee between my knees and spilling it.
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Old Jan 9, 2011 | 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by LittleXJ
If you like driven down the road and when you come up to stop light and another lifted xj pulls up and all you wana do is rev it up then drive realy slow holden up trafic BUY A XJ

then all you got to do is say its a jeep thing
LETS GO! bahahaha
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