im trying to come up with a list of little stupid mods to do to my XJ, mods that when people ask me about my only response can be "because i can". anybody done anything like this? so far im thinking of putting a "jeep recovery vehicle" sticker on it . why? because i can

 

put bull horns on it

 

dont forget bedliner and a cb radio
then id probably go with some type of air horn

 

Mount a spear on the front pointing dead ahead. If that doesnt say "because i can" than i have no other ideas for ya.

 

Naked busty lady mudflaps and a chain link steering wheel. The 8" dia. one.

 

Yeah I gave up on talking with my coworkers about the plans for my jeep. They thought I was stupid for buying the 4wd donor vehicle, if only they knew what I had in mind.

 

Install a dixie horn....why a dixie horn? Because you can.

 

you could put those little spikes on your center caps so when someone is next to you on the highway and flips you off you can slash their tires

 

Now thats funny, a dixie horn on a jeep in PA, that is "because you can"

 

ZEBRA STRIPES. because thats not gay, and because you can!!!!!

 

that's funny.

 

get a set of fake ***** and mount them to your grill why? you may ask "because you can"!!

 

Nothing says "Class" quite like a set of Truck Nuttz hanging under the rear bumper.

 

I was gonna suggest that!

 

the ***** are the female version of those.

my buddy ordered some truck ***** for his truck but instead of hte standard sized ones, they are super sized because his truck has a 14inch lift on it. everytime we see them, the kids freak out and laugh. they are super huge and totally attract attention