LOL, you have no idea. But that just makes your positive experiences all the sweeter. Back when The Lord first called me into His service I thought He wanted me to be a regular old Church preacher but that was not the case at all. I wasn't looking for The Lord, He just showed up and took over my life. He says in The Bible, "You didn't choose me, I chose you" and that is exactly the way it went down with me. My wife and I were not married at that time, but were engaged. We went through many supernatural experiences and when we were masrried I chose to do a three way wedding ceremony, with each of us wed to each other and also to Christ as the head of our household.
We loaded up on our Harley and headed out for the Ozark mountains for a week for our honeymoon, with no route or even a map. We were astounded that He loaded up and went with us. From the first day He did a sign or miracle every day of that trip, and on the last day two doves came down out of the sky and lit on us as we were sitting on the Harley. The one that lit on me landed directly on my wedding band.
When we had gotten back home I took a map of the area we had honeymooned and put a small x on it at each location where a sign or miracle had occurred on the trip and was amazed to find that the marks formed an absolutely perfect cross on the map, about a two hundred miles tall and a hundred miles wide. Each mark was exactly the same distance apart both vertically and horizontally, absolutely straight in line, and perfectly square at the intersections of the horizontal and vertical lines. To this day any time life is getting me down and I feel discouraged I dig that old yellowed map out and just look at it for a few minutes and remember that I belong to Christ and that there is nothing the world can do to me that can change that.