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From: Frederick, MD from Cleveland, OH
Year: 1993 YJ Wrangler
Engine: 4.0 I6
Lol...yeah...I just got this email:
"Hey Jim.. I bought a Ford F150 tonight and it needs a small area of the frame welded. There is a stress crack behind the steering box. Would you be interested in coming over and welding the crack and then welding a plate over it? I'll have everything ready to go, I just don't have a welder and can't justify buying one. I'll pay you just lmk..
Kyle"
Sorry man.
"Hey Jim.. I bought a Ford F150 tonight and it needs a small area of the frame welded. There is a stress crack behind the steering box. Would you be interested in coming over and welding the crack and then welding a plate over it? I'll have everything ready to go, I just don't have a welder and can't justify buying one. I'll pay you just lmk..
Kyle"
Sorry man.
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Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 6,880
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From: Frederick, Maryland
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 I-6 High output
Just so many different setups for crawling
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From: Berea, OH
Year: 1998
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
A blonde walks into a porno shop:
She asks, "How much for the white *****?"
He answers, "35 bucks"
She: "How much for the black one?"
He: "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."
She: "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black *****?"
He: "35 bucks"
She: "How much for the white one?"
He: "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."
She: "Hmmm... I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before..." She pays him, and off she goes.
About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your ******?"
He: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."
She: "Hmmmmm... .how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"
He: "Well, that's a very special *****... it'll cost you $165."
She: She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before...." She pays him, and off she goes.
Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?"
To which the salesman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white *****, one black *****, and I sold your thermos for $165!"
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Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 4,006
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From: Pasadena, MD
Year: 1987
Model: Wagoneer
Engine: Renix 4.0
A blonde walks into a porno shop:
She asks, "How much for the white *****?"
He answers, "35 bucks"
She: "How much for the black one?"
He: "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."
She: "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black *****?"
He: "35 bucks"
She: "How much for the white one?"
He: "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."
She: "Hmmm... I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before..." She pays him, and off she goes.
About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your ******?"
He: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."
She: "Hmmmmm... .how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"
He: "Well, that's a very special *****... it'll cost you $165."
She: She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before...." She pays him, and off she goes.
Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?"
To which the salesman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white *****, one black *****, and I sold your thermos for $165!"
She asks, "How much for the white *****?"
He answers, "35 bucks"
She: "How much for the black one?"
He: "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."
She: "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black *****?"
He: "35 bucks"
She: "How much for the white one?"
He: "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."
She: "Hmmm... I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before..." She pays him, and off she goes.
About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your ******?"
He: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."
She: "Hmmmmm... .how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"
He: "Well, that's a very special *****... it'll cost you $165."
She: She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before...." She pays him, and off she goes.
Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?"
To which the salesman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white *****, one black *****, and I sold your thermos for $165!"
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Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 6,880
Likes: 0
From: Frederick, Maryland
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 I-6 High output
