Wat is this "driving on trails" talk. Winch that bastard thru it all

You people need to take a grammar class.

Oh yeah Mr my txt looks like my son sent it lol

damn swipe method. It ok eye wil start talkin lyke yu gize.

I don't talk like that

I just bought a lawn mower. Time to cut some grass!

The old one stopped running. I worked on it for a few then said hell with it. Now its sitting in the car port leaking all its fluids out. Didn't hold up well to the sledge hammer.

You better run the bailer in the back yard first

its only like 15'' tall

i know how 15 inches can sound huge when you are used to seeing 3'' but its really not that tall lol

Thats what she said.......

tats kinduh whear it waz dyrectid

Chyea I feelz ya bra, dey all ned dat clazz fo der talk. Dey b don sum dum shizz n dis bizznatch

Come I guys, let's talk English. It's not like we drive Hondas...

Come I guys? English please.