You might drive an XJ if....
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From: Fort Collins, CO
Year: 1996
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From: Tabor City NC
Year: 99
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
Ykydaxjw your looking through the autos to go book and see a nice 99 xj listed as having oversize tires and a two inch body lift.
you then proceed to call said dealer ship and tell them how much of an idiot they're when they argue with you that it dose. Then you hear gravel and the salesmen says he just climbed under it for a look and says hey your actually right wana buy it and you say told ya so and hang up lol
you then proceed to call said dealer ship and tell them how much of an idiot they're when they argue with you that it dose. Then you hear gravel and the salesmen says he just climbed under it for a look and says hey your actually right wana buy it and you say told ya so and hang up lol
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From: CA
Year: 1990
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L Inline 6
just tell em that all jeeps are like that and nothing goin wrong. hell i would be worried if my jeep WASNT makin any noises!
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From: Frisco, Tx
Year: 1994
Model: Cherokee
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Lmao...."when I lift there isn't anymore noises"......should have bought a different vehicle. Xj may not be the right choice for you
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From: Florida
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
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"You night drive an XJ if you shake the steering steering back & fourth then look at your passenger and say "see all that play?"
Or if the first thing you say when you see a lifted F250 is "I like his daddy's truck"'-No truer automotive words have ever been spoken!!! LMAO
You know when you drive an XJ every time you see a lifted Wrangler, you look at it and the owner and yell F*G! under your breath...(while thinking to yourself "how cool his bumper/wheels/tires/lights would look on your XJ)
You know when you drive an XJ when you see a lifter Wrangler and you think "Does he know Barbie drives one too?"
You know when you drive an XJ when you are driving the XJ while cursing it, swearing you will post it up that night on Craigslist, then after a cold beer, you go to the window and look at her and think I f-ing love the Jeep and will NEVER sell it.
Or if the first thing you say when you see a lifted F250 is "I like his daddy's truck"'-No truer automotive words have ever been spoken!!! LMAO
You know when you drive an XJ every time you see a lifted Wrangler, you look at it and the owner and yell F*G! under your breath...(while thinking to yourself "how cool his bumper/wheels/tires/lights would look on your XJ)
You know when you drive an XJ when you see a lifter Wrangler and you think "Does he know Barbie drives one too?"
You know when you drive an XJ when you are driving the XJ while cursing it, swearing you will post it up that night on Craigslist, then after a cold beer, you go to the window and look at her and think I f-ing love the Jeep and will NEVER sell it.
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From: Kingston,IL
Year: 2001
Model: Cherokee
"You night drive an XJ if you shake the steering steering back & fourth then look at your passenger and say "see all that play?"
Or if the first thing you say when you see a lifted F250 is "I like his daddy's truck"'-No truer automotive words have ever been spoken!!! LMAO
You know when you drive an XJ every time you see a lifted Wrangler, you look at it and the owner and yell F*G! under your breath...(while thinking to yourself "how cool his bumper/wheels/tires/lights would look on your XJ)
You know when you drive an XJ when you see a lifter Wrangler and you think "Does he know Barbie drives one too?"
You know when you drive an XJ when you are driving the XJ while cursing it, swearing you will post it up that night on Craigslist, then after a cold beer, you go to the window and look at her and think I f-ing love the Jeep and will NEVER sell it.
Or if the first thing you say when you see a lifted F250 is "I like his daddy's truck"'-No truer automotive words have ever been spoken!!! LMAO
You know when you drive an XJ every time you see a lifted Wrangler, you look at it and the owner and yell F*G! under your breath...(while thinking to yourself "how cool his bumper/wheels/tires/lights would look on your XJ)
You know when you drive an XJ when you see a lifter Wrangler and you think "Does he know Barbie drives one too?"
You know when you drive an XJ when you are driving the XJ while cursing it, swearing you will post it up that night on Craigslist, then after a cold beer, you go to the window and look at her and think I f-ing love the Jeep and will NEVER sell it.
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From: White Cloud,Michigan
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L I6 HO
"You night drive an XJ if you shake the steering steering back & fourth then look at your passenger and say "see all that play?"
Or if the first thing you say when you see a lifted F250 is "I like his daddy's truck"'-No truer automotive words have ever been spoken!!! LMAO
You know when you drive an XJ every time you see a lifted Wrangler, you look at it and the owner and yell F*G! under your breath...(while thinking to yourself "how cool his bumper/wheels/tires/lights would look on your XJ)
You know when you drive an XJ when you see a lifter Wrangler and you think "Does he know Barbie drives one too?"
You know when you drive an XJ when you are driving the XJ while cursing it, swearing you will post it up that night on Craigslist, then after a cold beer, you go to the window and look at her and think I f-ing love the Jeep and will NEVER sell it.
Or if the first thing you say when you see a lifted F250 is "I like his daddy's truck"'-No truer automotive words have ever been spoken!!! LMAO
You know when you drive an XJ every time you see a lifted Wrangler, you look at it and the owner and yell F*G! under your breath...(while thinking to yourself "how cool his bumper/wheels/tires/lights would look on your XJ)
You know when you drive an XJ when you see a lifter Wrangler and you think "Does he know Barbie drives one too?"
You know when you drive an XJ when you are driving the XJ while cursing it, swearing you will post it up that night on Craigslist, then after a cold beer, you go to the window and look at her and think I f-ing love the Jeep and will NEVER sell it.
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From: some small town oregon
Year: 1989
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
You know you used to drive a xj when you see a xj owner making fun of a jeep and you think to yourself "what a douche"
Really its a jeep. Who the hell cares what kind of jeep it is as long as its not a toyota.
Really its a jeep. Who the hell cares what kind of jeep it is as long as its not a toyota.
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From: Indianapolis
Year: '99 and '91
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Or a newer GC that looks like a crossover
or a... oh that's all I got.
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From: Frisco, Tx
Year: 1994
Model: Cherokee
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Dude. I seriously hope your not talking about me. It was a damn joke. What you have a wrangler now so your going to stary acting like a Barbie?
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From: some small town oregon
Year: 1989
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Engine: 4.0
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From: some small town oregon
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Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0