You Know You Drive an XJ When...
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From: Douglassville/Altoona, Pa
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 HO
When you pass a cop, and your heart doesn't beat from the second you see him, til he is out of your vision in the rearview...
When you drive flareless knowing it is illegal, and you have flares in your garage...but you just dont wanna put them back on
When you drive flareless knowing it is illegal, and you have flares in your garage...but you just dont wanna put them back on
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From: Carrollton, Georgia
Year: 1995
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 Liter High Output
you know you drive an xj when you have to leave it somewhere and you miss it where any other vehicle you would just hope no one hit it...
you know you drive an xj when you can pull others out that no one else can but no one else can pull your xj out til the dozer gets there...
you know you drive an xj when you can pull others out that no one else can but no one else can pull your xj out til the dozer gets there...
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From: Douglassville/Altoona, Pa
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 HO
When you take off work on the date when you bought your Jeep.
When you are sick and you spend the whole day on the computer on..lets see...4 different Jeep forums
...whoops
When you are sick and you spend the whole day on the computer on..lets see...4 different Jeep forums
...whoops
You know you drive an XJ, when you take your dog out, just to drive around, so often, that he eventually refuses to get out of the truck.
Seriously. it happens a LOT. My dog loves my XJ, almost as much as i do!
I have to use high priority dog treats to get him out.
You know you drive an XJ, when the interior cover on the rear hatch is held on by duct tape.
You know you drive an XJ when you cant roll your drivers side window all the way down.
You know you drive a 2 Door XJ, when your friends get out of the backseat, put their weight on the drivers seat, and the horn goes off.
You know you drive an XJ, when your rear hatch is held up by a 2x4 (i seriously gotta fix that.)
You know your a dog lover, and drive an XJ, when you just say "screw it" rip out the back seat, and turn the back of the xj into Doggy paradise.
(project in the works.)
You know you drive an XJ, when your gas meter jumps from Empty, to 1/4 tank, back to empty.
You know you drive an automatic XJ, when your "sport" or "comfort" swich, is permanently on "sport"
You know you drive an XJ, when the rear windshield wiper, is stock from the factory, because its almost impossible to find a replacement.
i think im done, that was a lot of "you know you drive an XJ when,"
Seriously. it happens a LOT. My dog loves my XJ, almost as much as i do!
I have to use high priority dog treats to get him out.
You know you drive an XJ, when the interior cover on the rear hatch is held on by duct tape.
You know you drive an XJ when you cant roll your drivers side window all the way down.
You know you drive a 2 Door XJ, when your friends get out of the backseat, put their weight on the drivers seat, and the horn goes off.
You know you drive an XJ, when your rear hatch is held up by a 2x4 (i seriously gotta fix that.)
You know your a dog lover, and drive an XJ, when you just say "screw it" rip out the back seat, and turn the back of the xj into Doggy paradise.
(project in the works.)
You know you drive an XJ, when your gas meter jumps from Empty, to 1/4 tank, back to empty.
You know you drive an automatic XJ, when your "sport" or "comfort" swich, is permanently on "sport"
You know you drive an XJ, when the rear windshield wiper, is stock from the factory, because its almost impossible to find a replacement.
i think im done, that was a lot of "you know you drive an XJ when,"
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From: New Jersey
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 HO
You know you drive an XJ when you hold your door as you get out on the windy days due to the fear of it falling off and not being able to fit it in your cargo area to bring it back home.
You know you drive an XJ when you have to spend 3 days replacing your rusted out floors.
You know you drive an XJ when you've invested $100 in mandatory maintenance and 5 times that in "performance" modifications.
You know you drive an XJ when you have to spend 3 days replacing your rusted out floors.
You know you drive an XJ when you've invested $100 in mandatory maintenance and 5 times that in "performance" modifications.
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From: Gilbert AZ/Las Cruces NM
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 upgraded
you know you drive an XJ when your at the beach and your helping a chevy 1500 (
) get un stuck in the beach sand.
you know you drive an XJ when a custom build 1 ton park services truck meant for the sand comes over to offer help and you say you've got it and everything is fine but he waits around because he doesnt think you can pull out the truck(which was no problem with a little sand slinging).
you know you drive an XJ when a custom build 1 ton park services truck meant for the sand comes over to offer help and you say you've got it and everything is fine but he waits around because he doesnt think you can pull out the truck(which was no problem with a little sand slinging).
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From: Lake in the hills,IL
Year: 2001
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
when you see some local kids hanging out in the back of their xj with a broom stick holding up the rear hatch.... and can only laugh because you have to do the same
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Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 68
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From: Ohio
Year: 1991
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 Inline 6
You know you drive an XJ when you have no cover on the rear hatch and no headliner and you refuse to replace them since you know where all there wires are and where they run to.





