You Know You Drive an XJ When...
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From: Lake Orion, MI
Year: 2008
Model: Grand Cherokee
Engine: 3.0L CRD
you know you drive an XJ when the first thing you do is rip out the crappy stock radio and replace the blown paper-cone stock speakers.
you know you drive an xj when your friends are scared to dare you to do ANY thing in it anymore.
you get pissed when someone asks if its 4x4 or calls it a jeep
if you dont have mirrors anymore
your tax return suddenly turned up missing
you've flexed it on your girlfriends wrongler hahahaha
your at the end of a jeep club mud run and you notice only xj's are there
if its been upside down AT LEAST twice
(MILITARY ONLY) you've pulled your 1sgt's liberty out of the motorpool hahahaha
you get pissed when someone asks if its 4x4 or calls it a jeep
if you dont have mirrors anymore
your tax return suddenly turned up missing

you've flexed it on your girlfriends wrongler hahahaha
your at the end of a jeep club mud run and you notice only xj's are there
if its been upside down AT LEAST twice

(MILITARY ONLY) you've pulled your 1sgt's liberty out of the motorpool hahahaha
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From: Millburn, NJ
Year: 1995
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0HO
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From: Sanford, Michigan
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L HO
You know you drive an XJ when.... you go on a road trip and you count all the cherokees that you see as a game (no grand cherokees allowed!! thats cheating!!)
You know you drive an XJ when you go on a cruise to Mexico, and every time your on land, you get all sad when you see an XJ, knowing that you full well could be wheeling yours at the moment...
Although renting a mid-travel (18 inches) sand rail and driving it around Mexico is pretty fun too!!!
Although renting a mid-travel (18 inches) sand rail and driving it around Mexico is pretty fun too!!!
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From: Lake Orion, MI
Year: 2008
Model: Grand Cherokee
Engine: 3.0L CRD
you know you drive an XJ when the nuts holding the front nose panel to the fenders broke off with the threads and it's being held on with sheet metal screws (that's how we roll, son!)
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From: Lake Orion, MI
Year: 2008
Model: Grand Cherokee
Engine: 3.0L CRD
pfft... the only zip ties i use are when we feel like ghetto handcuffing one of my friends and locking them in the basement during a party. (he got over it really quick when we made the busty-chested girl rescue him, lol)



everytime you say, "I'll drive!"