you know you drive an xj when you get home and someone from the neighborhood says "i could hear you from a mile away"! and you just smile back and say, i love my xj

 

you know you drive an xj .......when you can tell the motor wants another quart by the louder bearing knock or the fact shes getting a lil hotter than normal....xj there is nothing else

 

you know you drive an xj if everytime you get your paycheck, you get giddy like a little girl thinking about the things your about to buy for you heep

 

-you know you drive an xj when your significant other can't stand the fact that your willing to spend every dollar you have on it.

-when you try not to make it too apparent but your staring down all the other xj's on the road checking them out

-when your friends complain about passenger feet frostbite

-when its impossible to look back at it at least once when your leaving it

-when yours has leather seats every other xj owner gets jealous

-when you try to hide the fact that you drive the dreaded 2wd version

-when a couple grand can get you your dream vehicle unlike everyone else in the world

 

haha that's the point, the xj is less fuel efficient than the ferrari...

 

Ah, I see what you were after, haha.

You know you drive an XJ when you can't wait to get home from work so you can work on it.

 

you know you drive an XJ when your favorite tool in the kit is a SawzAll

lol, hell yes! makes my neighbors either hate my jeep more, and some of them love it.

 

you know u drive an xj when you...

- take the fender flares off as soon as you buy it b.c u know there gonna fall off

- smack the dash so the gauges will work

- upset that you can work on it

 

you know you drive an xj if you pull it out when it rains so it can get a free carwash

 

Yeah,your check engine light on means everything is okay or you have a renix, and there is no check engine light even though it would be on if there was one.

 

lol in a storm before, I had a bucket full of rainwater and I squirted a little jeep soap into it and I used a wash clothe and rubbed the jeep down since it was already wet and then I let mother nature rinse it off for me lol.

 

you know your drive an xj when people make fun of it till they need a ride somewhere in deep snow. And you simply say NO

 

^^ouch^^

You know you drive an XJ if your back doors are only fit for midgets!

(no seriously, could they be any smaller?)

 

You know you drive an xj when you take a meter and measure the height of the neighbours Prius to see if you can crawl over it the next time he parks it in front of your house.

 

Heeheeheeee