jeep



The most kickass vehicle on the face of the planet. Will go anywhere when properly equipped. Will crush little rice-boys no problem.

The link:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jeep

 

HAHAHa

 

The third definition is funny, too.

A term used to loosely describe your SUV when trying to act like you're so full of life that you don't even know what you really drive.

<customer> I need a part for my Mitsubishi Jeep.
<parts man> Is that a Mitsubishi or a Jeep?
<customer> It's a Mitsubishi.
<parts man> What model Mitsubishi?
<customer> A Jeep.
<parts man> Alright, is that a Wrangler, Cherokee or Grand Cherokee?
<customer> No, it's a Mitsubishi.
<parts man> What kind of Mitsubishi?
<customer> A Mitsubishi Jeep.
<parts man> Do you have the VIN?
<customer> No, I don't.

 

I like this one best!!
Small, efficient, 4x4 vehicle weighing in at less than 2500lbs with enough torque to pull a broken Hummer or 1/2-1 ton pickup truck out of a deep mudhole that made the mistake of thinking that they could keep up with a Jeep. False accusations are commonly made as to the quality of the the vehicle's craftsmanship, or the size of the driver's erect *****. This is usually derived from the sense of insecurity that some experience when Jeeps and their owners appear. Unfortunately, this response does not have any debilitating effect on either the Jeep's performance, or the desire of the opposite sex for the driver's erect *****. The most commonly recognized Jeep is the wrangler, whose body style is derived from the original ****** Jeep (JK,TJ,YJ,CJ). However there are also many other, equally awesome models. The Jeep is the longest-running single vehicle model in the US (1942-PRESENT)

 

#32:
An American built 4x4 which still remains legendary today. An off-roading icon that none have matched.

 

Jeeps are legends. There is no doubt about it.
Ever time someone calls a Jeep a car, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.

or this one.. I got your Jeep thing...now it hurts when I pee...

 

HAHA, This one!

 

LOL

 

Also this one,

 

i like this one haha i wanna play


the most amazingly fun game on the face of the planet.

similar to the 'punchbug' game but using only jeeps.

each jeep called on the opponent in the game is worth one point. with the exception of blue jeeps which are worth 2 points. unless if its dj's jeep then you get 10 points, and if you can catch him you get 20.

jeep trucks are worth 10 points because they are rare. blue jeep trucks are worth 15.

jeep strollers are worth 3 points.

calling a jeep involves yelling the word jeep when you see one and then poking your opponent within 25 seconds of calling a jeep.

double jeeping is the most offensive thing you can do in this game. it involves calling a jeep on your opponent that has already been called on you. you lose 25 points.

wrongly jeeping involves calling a jeep on your opponent that is not actually a jeep. it causes you to be out of the game for 25 minutes. during this period others can jeep you but you cannot jeep others.

 

love it!

 

urban dictionary is so hilarious. try looking up people's user names