(confronted with obstacle, bad traffic, etc) "Ehh screw this" (drive over a curb/through a ditch)

"I was reading on Cherokee Forum and..."

"Yes I know, and it's not a clang, it's a rattle"

"You want your window down?"

"Yeah that's on my to-do list"

"Can you ride in the back and tell me where you think that loud squeaking noise is coming from?"

Asked that to my girlfriend. Turns out it was the latch for the rear hatch. Greased it up, noise is gone

1 Avoid touching the outside when u get in its muddy
2 Its not that loud
3 My jeeps not crappy it just has character.
4 its not supposed to be a luxury suv
5 HOLD ON!!!
6 HOLEY CRAP MY ENGINE FELL OUT!! (get out and check it and everything looks normal) Hmm idk. (next day) So I found out thats what they call death wobble.

Yes. We /are/ going through that, and no, we arent going to get stuck.

-my wife everytime we drive through all the deep sugar sand on the power lines

No I don't use the rear seats. It holds more stuff with em folded down...

Keep all hands and feet inside the vehicle!!

If we roll, hold onto your 4 points!!

*comes to a stop, looks over at passenger and smiles
passenger: youre not serious are you??
driver: if youre gonna get out, atleast film it in case I roll

this isn't bad the shaking was way worse before
the door is unlocked stop being a B**** and press the button
sorry that seat belt doesn't work
I told you not to touch the F***ing visor now I have to readjust my mirror again because of you (89 cherokee)
look at how much my steering wheel moves up and down

Roads? Where we're going we don't need.... roads.

Passenger: whenever you're coming to a stop, it sounds like we're coming in for a landing
me: that's just the boggers.

Me:Hold on we need to shake the jeep gas gauge is not working
Passenger:?!?!?!?

1. yes there is no cup holders just wedge it between the seat and the door but remember to pick it up before you get out

2. its only a 4.5 inch lift come on its not that hard to get in

3. the suspension if stiff as hell but thats why there is the oh **** handles

I have to say that to my friend every time he gets in.

Driving down the road, all the sudden turn blinker on, turn onto a side road, pull over into the ditch, pop the hood.
Girlfriend says "Oh... You smell it too?"
Open hood, see river of fuel running out of an injector.
Close hood, get back in, put in drive, and say "we have a problem... And I dont have a fire extinguisher. This might be an interesting ride."
Drive to friends house 1/4 mi away, fix fuel leak.

Passenger: What's that noise?
Me: Performance

Passenger: We are all gonna die!
Me: Nah, the Jeep will survive but as for us I think we are screwed!

Me: Scared yet
Passenger: Yes
Me: You ain't seen nothing yet!

My favorite
Passenger: You have no carpet and your seats are plastic.
Me: Yeah, it's easier to clean up the blood.
Passenger readjust in seat uncomfortably

Hold on.... I seen this in a cartoon once... Always wanted to try it!